Joke why didnt he thank me..."Conan, I have reviewed this case very careful!
Question: the divorce court
judge said, "and I've decided to give your wife $775 a week."
"That's very fair, your honor," conan said. "And every now and then
I'll try to send her a few bucks myself."
bonus oldie
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said "My dog's cross-
eyed, is there anything you can do for him?"
"Well," said the vet, "lets have a look at him." So he picks the dog up and has a good look at its eyes.
"Hmm," says the vet, "I'm going to have to put him down"
"Just because he's cross-eyed?" says the man.
"No, because he's heavy," says the vet.
Answers: the divorce court
judge said, "and I've decided to give your wife $775 a week."
"That's very fair, your honor," conan said. "And every now and then
I'll try to send her a few bucks myself."
bonus oldie
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said "My dog's cross-
eyed, is there anything you can do for him?"
"Well," said the vet, "lets have a look at him." So he picks the dog up and has a good look at its eyes.
"Hmm," says the vet, "I'm going to have to put him down"
"Just because he's cross-eyed?" says the man.
"No, because he's heavy," says the vet.
yes love the first one best Conan haha :)
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