Paddy and Mick.............?!
Question: Go to Canada on their annual moose hunt. They do really well and bag 6 moose, the pilot who flew them in said that the plane will only take 4 moose and they must leave 2 behind.
" But we killed 6 moose last year and last year's pilot let us take all 6 and he had exactly the same plane as you!" complained Paddy
The pilot eventually gave in and agreed to take all 6 moose on the plane, but alas the little plane just couldn't take the load and went down in the wilderness.
By some miracle Paddy, Mick and the pilot all survive - no doubt cushioned by all the moose carcases.
"Jaysus, Where in the world are we?!" screams Mick as he begins to panic....
And Paddy replies
"I think we're quite near to where we crashed last year!"
Answers: Go to Canada on their annual moose hunt. They do really well and bag 6 moose, the pilot who flew them in said that the plane will only take 4 moose and they must leave 2 behind.
" But we killed 6 moose last year and last year's pilot let us take all 6 and he had exactly the same plane as you!" complained Paddy
The pilot eventually gave in and agreed to take all 6 moose on the plane, but alas the little plane just couldn't take the load and went down in the wilderness.
By some miracle Paddy, Mick and the pilot all survive - no doubt cushioned by all the moose carcases.
"Jaysus, Where in the world are we?!" screams Mick as he begins to panic....
And Paddy replies
"I think we're quite near to where we crashed last year!"
lol,lol,lol. 10/10.didn't see it coming.that was fab,a star for you.
Very funny!! Have a star!
Like it! Thanks.
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ha ha ha funny
lol, funny ;)
hahahahahaha very funny
That is excellent. Thanks for sharing.
God Damned Irishmen
great, star for you!
funny
great, nothing beats a good paddy n mick joke
lol star for you.