A plane crash!!!!!?!
Question: There were 3 people in a crashing plane, the smartest man in the world, the president of the USA, and a little girl. There were only two parachutes.
The smartest man in the world stood up and said, "The people who would benefit the world the most should be the ones who get the parachutes and I being the smartest man am one of those."
With that he grabbed one and jumped out.
The president looks at the little girl and says "I've led a good long life, you take the last parachute."
And the little girl replies, "Don't worry, we can both have one, the smartest man in the world just jumped out with my backpack
Answers: There were 3 people in a crashing plane, the smartest man in the world, the president of the USA, and a little girl. There were only two parachutes.
The smartest man in the world stood up and said, "The people who would benefit the world the most should be the ones who get the parachutes and I being the smartest man am one of those."
With that he grabbed one and jumped out.
The president looks at the little girl and says "I've led a good long life, you take the last parachute."
And the little girl replies, "Don't worry, we can both have one, the smartest man in the world just jumped out with my backpack
ha ha ha funny
LOL
funny
starred
Heard it before but it is still funny!!! LOL!!!
You've changed it!!! The smartest man in the world isn't in the original, it's George Bush... Bush jumps out with the backpack! Rofl xD
hahahahaha
Love it!!!
Thanks for the laugh!!
lol
Good one ;)
lol,lol,lol. 10/10.
Funny
Funny! 10!
hahahaha!!!
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That is excellent. Thanks for sharing.
lol, star!
I just answered this on someone else's post...not more then 5 minutes ago!
good one lol ... :)