Joke: who shot the bear?!
Question: An 80 year old man is having his annual check-up
at his doctor's office.
He says to the doctor, "I've never felt better in
my whole life. In fact, I have a 20 year old bride
who's pregnant and having my child. What do you
think of that?"
The doctor thinks for a second and then says, "Let
me tell you a story. I know this guy who's an avid
hunter. He never misses a hunting season. But one
day he's in a hurry to go hunting and he
accidentally grabs his umbrella instead of his
rifle. So he's in the woods and suddenly a giant
grizzly bear appears out of nowhere. He raises his
umbrella, points at the bear, squeezes the handle
and the bear drops dead in front of him. What do you
think of that?"
The old man says, "That's impossible. Someone else
must have shot that bear!"
"EXACTLY" says the doctor.
star if you like!
Answers: An 80 year old man is having his annual check-up
at his doctor's office.
He says to the doctor, "I've never felt better in
my whole life. In fact, I have a 20 year old bride
who's pregnant and having my child. What do you
think of that?"
The doctor thinks for a second and then says, "Let
me tell you a story. I know this guy who's an avid
hunter. He never misses a hunting season. But one
day he's in a hurry to go hunting and he
accidentally grabs his umbrella instead of his
rifle. So he's in the woods and suddenly a giant
grizzly bear appears out of nowhere. He raises his
umbrella, points at the bear, squeezes the handle
and the bear drops dead in front of him. What do you
think of that?"
The old man says, "That's impossible. Someone else
must have shot that bear!"
"EXACTLY" says the doctor.
star if you like!
haha. 9 out of 10!!
Ha Ha! Nice euphemism there!
wait... are you sure the bear didnt suffer from heart attack???????
haha, nice one there.
hahaha..star for you