Mistaken identity?!
Question: There was a guy in a bar one night that got really, really drunk. When the bar closed he got up to go home.
As he stumbled out the door, he saw a nun walking on the sidewalk. So he stumbled over to the nun and punched her in the face. The nun was really surprised but before she could do or say anything he punched her again.
This time she fell down and he stumbled over to her and kicked her in the side, then he picked her up and threw her into a wall. By this time the nun was pretty weak and couldn't move very much.
So then he stumbled over to her, put his face right next to hers and said........
"Not very strong tonight, are you Batman!"
Answers: There was a guy in a bar one night that got really, really drunk. When the bar closed he got up to go home.
As he stumbled out the door, he saw a nun walking on the sidewalk. So he stumbled over to the nun and punched her in the face. The nun was really surprised but before she could do or say anything he punched her again.
This time she fell down and he stumbled over to her and kicked her in the side, then he picked her up and threw her into a wall. By this time the nun was pretty weak and couldn't move very much.
So then he stumbled over to her, put his face right next to hers and said........
"Not very strong tonight, are you Batman!"
poor nun :S
funny :)
well, what answer do u expect !!!!!! ???
maybe
ahahaha lol. good one. : ) i love it. good job.
now i have one for you...
an australian farmer has an american neighbour who is also a farmer.
one day the american says to the australian, "i think my horse is sick. what should i do?"
the australian said to the american, "mate, give it some turpintine"
the american thanks the australian and walks offf.
a couple of days later the american runs to the australian, quite upset. he said, "i did what you said but now my horse is dead!!"
the australian shrugged his shoulders and said "so is mine."
haha not BADMAN!!!
God says to Adam, "I have some good news and some bad news, what do you want to hear first?"
Adam says, "Tell me the good news first.“
"God says, "I'm going to give you a penis and a brain. You'll derive from these great pleasure and great intellect."
Adam replies, "Wonderful! But what's the bad news?"
God says, "I'm only going to give you enough of a blood supply to work one at a time."
not funny
hahaha =)