Sailing close to the wind here...........lol?!
Question: Hitler walks into the meeting room and turns to his trusted staff. "I want you to organise the execution of 10,000 Jews and 1 Australian." Everyone looks around the table and after a long silence, Goering pipes up, "Mein Führer, why do you want to kill an Australian?" Hitler smiles and turns to the rest of the table. "You see, no one ever asks about the Jews."
Joke by wjh31, in Religion and racism > Hitler - Tagged hitler , holocaust , australians - Current Score: 72
What runs along walls and kills Jews?
Gas Pipes.
Joke by omgitsruss, in Religion and racism > Jewish - Tagged jews , holocaust , gas , pipes - Current Score: 62
There's too many jokes about the Holocaust on here and I find it most offensive as I had a great uncle who died in a Nazi concentration camp.
He tripped and fell out of his guard tower.
Joke by P45, in Religion and racism > Holocaust - Tagged nazi , holocaust - Current Score: 57
What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
The pizza doesn't pray in Hebrew for ten minutes after you've put it in the oven.
Joke by caliban, in Religion and racism > Jewish - Tagged jewish , jew , holocaust - Current Score: 49
Q. Who's the best Jewish cook?
A. Hitler.
Joke by Mrwolf, in Religion and racism > Hitler - Tagged jews , hitler , holocaust , death , anti-semitic - Current Score: 35
What's the difference between Father Christmas and a Jew?
Santa goes down the chimney.
Joke by caliban, in Religion and racism > Jewish - Tagged jewish , jew , holocaust , santa , racist - Current Score: 16
The Commandant of a concentration camp assembles all of his prisoners in the yard to give a brief address. He said to them, "I have good news and bad news. The good news is we are all going to Paris!"
This was greeted with wary looks from the emaciated inmates.
"The bad news is you are going as soap."
Answers: Hitler walks into the meeting room and turns to his trusted staff. "I want you to organise the execution of 10,000 Jews and 1 Australian." Everyone looks around the table and after a long silence, Goering pipes up, "Mein Führer, why do you want to kill an Australian?" Hitler smiles and turns to the rest of the table. "You see, no one ever asks about the Jews."
Joke by wjh31, in Religion and racism > Hitler - Tagged hitler , holocaust , australians - Current Score: 72
What runs along walls and kills Jews?
Gas Pipes.
Joke by omgitsruss, in Religion and racism > Jewish - Tagged jews , holocaust , gas , pipes - Current Score: 62
There's too many jokes about the Holocaust on here and I find it most offensive as I had a great uncle who died in a Nazi concentration camp.
He tripped and fell out of his guard tower.
Joke by P45, in Religion and racism > Holocaust - Tagged nazi , holocaust - Current Score: 57
What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
The pizza doesn't pray in Hebrew for ten minutes after you've put it in the oven.
Joke by caliban, in Religion and racism > Jewish - Tagged jewish , jew , holocaust - Current Score: 49
Q. Who's the best Jewish cook?
A. Hitler.
Joke by Mrwolf, in Religion and racism > Hitler - Tagged jews , hitler , holocaust , death , anti-semitic - Current Score: 35
What's the difference between Father Christmas and a Jew?
Santa goes down the chimney.
Joke by caliban, in Religion and racism > Jewish - Tagged jewish , jew , holocaust , santa , racist - Current Score: 16
The Commandant of a concentration camp assembles all of his prisoners in the yard to give a brief address. He said to them, "I have good news and bad news. The good news is we are all going to Paris!"
This was greeted with wary looks from the emaciated inmates.
"The bad news is you are going as soap."
haha very good. lol
lol
Wow...I think you are trying to piss people off today...funny stuff though...rather old but some good material.
i dont like these jokes cos they make me feel guilty for laughing!
that is so wrong. and offensive...
Loved them got to remember to tell my gran shes german so shel hate them
hahahahaha
ha ha ha funny
nice 1
OY VEY THESE MADE ME LAUGH MY MASHUGINA OFF!!! LMAO