Birthday girl - funny or not?!
Question: Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I'm stumped."
His buddy said, "I have an idea, why don't you make up a certificate saying, she can have 60 minutes of great sex, any way she wants it. She'll probably be thrilled."
So that's what Joe did.
The next day at the bar, his buddy said, "Well, did you take my suggestion?"
"Yes, I did," said Joe.
"Did she like it?" His buddy asked.
"Oh yes! she jumped up , thanked me, kissed me on the forehead, and ran out the door, yelling, "I'll be back in an hour!!"
Answers: Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I'm stumped."
His buddy said, "I have an idea, why don't you make up a certificate saying, she can have 60 minutes of great sex, any way she wants it. She'll probably be thrilled."
So that's what Joe did.
The next day at the bar, his buddy said, "Well, did you take my suggestion?"
"Yes, I did," said Joe.
"Did she like it?" His buddy asked.
"Oh yes! she jumped up , thanked me, kissed me on the forehead, and ran out the door, yelling, "I'll be back in an hour!!"
well done hun, another sparkler
have a star
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ha ha ha funny
Haha! Very good.
LOL
LOL he didn't see that coming did he! have a star!
she lied if she has an hours worth it'll take her a while to stagger home ha ha ha.
ahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
So funny I'm lying on the floor laughing!!!
lmao
I'm not joking!!
Good One!!! Hmmm, my birthday is coming up...... Hmmmmm.
was that with chips.lol
haha brill
ignore sl1pped_hal0, you have given us some doozies!
loved it >>>>>>>>>>>star
nice i like it
lol. gr8
hahaha funny lol
great *lol*
wonder, where she got the great sex?
hahaha,excellent joke.
brill babes lol xxx your good at the jokes who taught you xxxx
LOL< that's mean!! He better ask for a refund!!
funny
LMAO
That's funny
another star 4 u !
good joke
good one have a sparkling star
like it
its star time
ha very good have a star keep them coming
what is your problem.
YOU ARE NOT FUNNY.
Just go away