Short jokes - funny or not?!
Question: Do you know why women are called housekeepers?..... After the divorce they keep the house.
Why did God create men first? Because we learn from mistakes.
Men are like bananas.
The older they get, the less firm they are.
Men are like the weather.
Nothing can be done to change them.
Men are like blenders.
You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
Men are like commercials.
You can't believe a word they say.
Men are like department stores.
Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
Men are like government bonds.
They take soooooooo long to mature.
Men are like mascara.
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like popcorn.
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Men are like lava Lamps.
Fun to look at, but not very bright.
Answers: Do you know why women are called housekeepers?..... After the divorce they keep the house.
Why did God create men first? Because we learn from mistakes.
Men are like bananas.
The older they get, the less firm they are.
Men are like the weather.
Nothing can be done to change them.
Men are like blenders.
You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
Men are like commercials.
You can't believe a word they say.
Men are like department stores.
Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
Men are like government bonds.
They take soooooooo long to mature.
Men are like mascara.
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like popcorn.
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Men are like lava Lamps.
Fun to look at, but not very bright.
must be tuesday -- pick on blokes day
ha ha ha starred
Not super funny, but TRUE!
haha =P
Gosh they are really funny, but why are they mostly about boys?
hmmm....they were OK.
oooooooooh you are awful, but i like it : )
funny n true...
Wow, Sparkle, sounds like you have some bitter feelings to work out. Some of these jokes were originally written for women, not men. They were recycled and changed into men bashing jokes. Example
Women are like lava lamps, fun to look at, but not very bright.
Haha...well done...I like them and I will be using them against my boyfriend in the not too distant future!
awe, those are mean. I hope my daughter has a mutual respect for both sexes.
gr8
nope..it's not funny but i think it made some sense
Is it short joke???
I am trying to laugh..trying..trying...
Thoug I cant..I am trying to...ha ha..
Y r u taking a dig at we men
But anyways they were nice
Good!
I actually read it by replacing 'men' with 'women'
Haha, and not a bit of bitterness, lol
ha ha ha
HAHA I THOUGHT THEY WERE FUNNY!! ROFL. AND SO TRUE!! X
Funny! Good ones! 10!
Very Funny - Love It
very true>>>>>> star
ha ha ha funny
lol they were ok.... bit against the boys tho arn't ya? :P
HAHAHA HILARIOUS.
dats brilliant
The poor guys. That's a bit harsh. lol
pmsl great joke
hm mm anti men today who didn't keep you satisfied then xxxx lol xx only joking babes xxx
some of them are really good only because there slagging men off
great list hun, pmsl
have a star
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