I bet you cant answer these!!?!
Question: 1. If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests?
2. Are people who are allergic to nuts allergic to coconuts too?
3. Do stairs go up or down?
4. Can you make a candle out of earwax?
5. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
6. Can you get cornered in a round room?
7. Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends?
8. If heat rises then shouldn’t hell be cold?
9. Why can’t you get a tan on your palms?
10. Why is a square meal served on round plates?
11. If you were born exactly on 12:00 midnight on December 31st – January 1st, which year would you say you were born in?
12. Do people with big eyes see at a wider range than people with smaller eyes?
13. If a criminal turns himself in shouldn't he get the reward money?
14. What would happen if everyone was to flush their toilet at the same time?
15. Do glow-in-the-dark objects stop glowing when somebody turns the lights on?
16. Why is it you're 'in' a film, but you're 'on TV'?
17. Do ducks sneeze?
18. What are those little things on the end of your shoelaces called?
19. Why can't we sneeze with our eyes open?
20. Why are there dents in a golf ball?
21. Which way does a compass point in space?
22. Can bald men get lice?
23. What would happen if you were to feed a pig some bacon?
24. Why is it that when babies are born they only weigh like 7lbs yet the mum weighs 30lbs more?
25. If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
26. Can someone give up lent for lent?
27. What did cured ham actually have?
28. Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
29. Can you write in pencil on an eraser?
30. Can crop circles be square?
31. Why did Superman wear his underpants on the outside of his tights?
32. Does anyone actually kill two birds with one stone?
33.If you have x-ray vision, and you can see through anything, wouldn't you see through everything and actually see nothing?
34. If it is a 50 mph per hour wind and you drive your car at 50mph downwind, if you stick your head outside would you feel the wind?
35. If you were on a plane going the speed of sound and walked from the back of the plane to the front, would u be walking faster than the speed of sound?
Answers: 1. If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests?
2. Are people who are allergic to nuts allergic to coconuts too?
3. Do stairs go up or down?
4. Can you make a candle out of earwax?
5. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
6. Can you get cornered in a round room?
7. Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends?
8. If heat rises then shouldn’t hell be cold?
9. Why can’t you get a tan on your palms?
10. Why is a square meal served on round plates?
11. If you were born exactly on 12:00 midnight on December 31st – January 1st, which year would you say you were born in?
12. Do people with big eyes see at a wider range than people with smaller eyes?
13. If a criminal turns himself in shouldn't he get the reward money?
14. What would happen if everyone was to flush their toilet at the same time?
15. Do glow-in-the-dark objects stop glowing when somebody turns the lights on?
16. Why is it you're 'in' a film, but you're 'on TV'?
17. Do ducks sneeze?
18. What are those little things on the end of your shoelaces called?
19. Why can't we sneeze with our eyes open?
20. Why are there dents in a golf ball?
21. Which way does a compass point in space?
22. Can bald men get lice?
23. What would happen if you were to feed a pig some bacon?
24. Why is it that when babies are born they only weigh like 7lbs yet the mum weighs 30lbs more?
25. If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
26. Can someone give up lent for lent?
27. What did cured ham actually have?
28. Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
29. Can you write in pencil on an eraser?
30. Can crop circles be square?
31. Why did Superman wear his underpants on the outside of his tights?
32. Does anyone actually kill two birds with one stone?
33.If you have x-ray vision, and you can see through anything, wouldn't you see through everything and actually see nothing?
34. If it is a 50 mph per hour wind and you drive your car at 50mph downwind, if you stick your head outside would you feel the wind?
35. If you were on a plane going the speed of sound and walked from the back of the plane to the front, would u be walking faster than the speed of sound?
lot of thought gone into these and i have no answers sorry hahaha!!!! and to all the haters get a grip seriously sick of all your negative crap on this...if ye dont like the joke/question or what ever..DONT ANSWER!!! its so simple assswipes!!! hahahaha!!! oh dont bohter commenting on peoples spelling either because if ye had half a brian ye would relize..not everyone is american or english and spelling differs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :):) hahaha!!!
These are pretty good...LOL
U ACTUALLY BOTHERED TO WHITE ALL THIS DOWN????
lol they are good questons especially the shoe laces one as i have always wondered that!!
i can definatly answer one . a square meal comes from the Navy , same as a lot of phrases used in modern day languages
I'm amazed and amused at the same time...well done...have a star...cant even begin to answer all of them...golf balls are dimpled to make them more aerodynamic i think!
and Jaydee....why dont you get a life first and then you might of found these interesting..dimwit!
OBVIOUSLY HAVE LEFT HUMOUR AT WORK :-)
1. If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? CHALLENGING
2. Are people who are allergic to nuts allergic to coconuts too? NO
3. Do stairs go up or down? BOTH
4. Can you make a candle out of earwax? YES but badly
5. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? NO
6. Can you get cornered in a round room? YES
7. Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends? THEY DO
8. If heat rises then shouldn’t hell be cold? SPECIAL LAWS
9. Why can’t you get a tan on your palms? COZ
10. Why is a square meal served on round plates? YOU GET SQUARE PLATES
11. If you were born exactly on 12:00 midnight on December 31st – January 1st, which year would you say you were born in? 12:00 IS THE START OF THE NEW DAY SO 1st JAN
12. Do people with big eyes see at a wider range than people with smaller eyes? NO
13. If a criminal turns himself in shouldn't he get the reward money? NO
14. What would happen if everyone was to flush their toilet at the same time? NOT A LOT
15. Do glow-in-the-dark objects stop glowing when somebody turns the lights on? NO
16. Why is it you're 'in' a film, but you're 'on TV'? COZ TV's NOT AS EXCITING
17. Do ducks sneeze? YES
18. What are those little things on the end of your shoelaces called? AN AGLET
19. Why can't we sneeze with our eyes open? DESIGN FAULT
20. Why are there dents in a golf ball? BETTER AERODYNAMICS
21. Which way does a compass point in space? NOWHERE IN PARTICULAR or NEAREST MAGNETIC SOURCE
22. Can bald men get lice? YES BUT NOT AS LIKELY
23. What would happen if you were to feed a pig some bacon? IT WOULD EAT IT
24. Why is it that when babies are born they only weigh like 7lbs yet the mum weighs 30lbs more? BODY CHANGES FOR PREGNANCY THEN CHANGES BACK
25. If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches? COINCIDENCE
26. Can someone give up lent for lent? NO
27. What did cured ham actually have? NOTHING. REFERS TO PRESERVATION PROCESS
28. Why does a round pizza come in a square box? EASE OF PRODUCTION OF BOXES
29. Can you write in pencil on an eraser? YES BUT BADLY
30. Can crop circles be square? YES
31. Why did Superman wear his underpants on the outside of his tights? FOR AFFECT
32. Does anyone actually kill two birds with one stone? RARELY
33.If you have x-ray vision, and you can see through anything, wouldn't you see through everything and actually see nothing? XRAYS CAN'T SEE THROUGH EVERYTHING. SOMETHINGS HAVE DIFFERENT LEVELS OF OPAQUENESS to XRAYS - HENCE THE USE FOR LOOKING AT BONE.
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34. If it is a 50 mph per hour wind and you drive your car at 50mph downwind, if you stick your head outside would you feel the wind? NO - IF PERFECTLY BALANCED
35. If you were on a plane going the speed of sound and walked from the back of the plane to the front, would u be walking faster than the speed of sound? NO. SPEED OF WALKING IS THAT IN RELATION TO THE PLANE NOT GROUND SPEED.
i fancy these questions do u av their numbers?
You're right. Not because I don't know the answers, just because I can't be bothered to read such a load of old
questions ! ! !
Haha =P
They were well good ;]
Bravo :)
1. If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? CHALLENGING
2. Are people who are allergic to nuts allergic to coconuts too? NO
3. Do stairs go up or down? BOTH
4. Can you make a candle out of earwax? YES but badly
5. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? NO
6. Can you get cornered in a round room? YES
7. Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends? THEY DO
8. If heat rises then shouldn’t hell be cold? SPECIAL LAWS
9. Why can’t you get a tan on your palms? COZ
10. Why is a square meal served on round plates? YOU GET SQUARE PLATES
11. If you were born exactly on 12:00 midnight on December 31st – January 1st, which year would you say you were born in? 12:00 IS THE START OF THE NEW DAY SO 1st JAN
12. Do people with big eyes see at a wider range than people with smaller eyes? NO
13. If a criminal turns himself in shouldn't he get the reward money? NO
14. What would happen if everyone was to flush their toilet at the same time? NOT A LOT
15. Do glow-in-the-dark objects stop glowing when somebody turns the lights on? NO
16. Why is it you're 'in' a film, but you're 'on TV'? COZ TV's NOT AS EXCITING
17. Do ducks sneeze? YES
18. What are those little things on the end of your shoelaces called? AN AGLET
19. Why can't we sneeze with our eyes open? DESIGN FAULT
20. Why are there dents in a golf ball? BETTER AERODYNAMICS
21. Which way does a compass point in space? NOWHERE IN PARTICULAR or NEAREST MAGNETIC SOURCE
22. Can bald men get lice? YES BUT NOT AS LIKELY
23. What would happen if you were to feed a pig some bacon? IT WOULD EAT IT
24. Why is it that when babies are born they only weigh like 7lbs yet the mum weighs 30lbs more? BODY CHANGES FOR PREGNANCY THEN CHANGES BACK
25. If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches? COINCIDENCE
26. Can someone give up lent for lent? NO
27. What did cured ham actually have? NOTHING. REFERS TO PRESERVATION PROCESS
28. Why does a round pizza come in a square box? EASE OF PRODUCTION OF BOXES
29. Can you write in pencil on an eraser? YES BUT BADLY
30. Can crop circles be square? YES
31. Why did Superman wear his underpants on the outside of his tights? FOR AFFECT
32. Does anyone actually kill two birds with one stone? RARELY
33.If you have x-ray vision, and you can see through anything, wouldn't you see through everything and actually see nothing? XRAYS CAN'T SEE THROUGH EVERYTHING. SOMETHINGS HAVE DIFFERENT LEVELS OF OPAQUENESS to XRAYS - HENCE THE USE FOR LOOKING AT BONE.
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34. If it is a 50 mph per hour wind and you drive your car at 50mph downwind, if you stick your head outside would you feel the wind? NO - IF PERFECTLY BALANCED
35. If you were on a plane going the speed of sound and walked from the back of the plane to the front, would u be walking faster than the speed of sound? NO. SPEED OF WALKING IS THAT IN RELATION TO THE PLANE NOT GROUND SPEED.
thanx choose my answer as the best please
question number 36
if a squirrel accidentally buried the wrong nuts would his expression change?
Those are great. Thanks for sharing. lol
i'm pretty sure someone in YA knows the answers to these.
Can't believe anyone can actually bothered to type that much
1. Testing
2. Yes
3. Both
4. Yes
5. No
6. No
7. They can, if they get long enough
8 Hell doesn’t exist
9. you can, but they rarely get exposed to sunlight
10. might not be, I have square plates
11. the year starting in Jan. 12.00 is the start of the new day
12. No
13. No – it is illegal to profit from your crime
14. a lot of water would get used.
15. No, it is just less obvious
16. grammer
17. yes
18. tabs
19. pressure
20. makes it fly further
21. it just freely rotates, unless there is a storng enough gravity field nearby
22. not on their head ;)
23. it would eat it. Nothing else.
24. lots fo excess fat, bodily fluids plus the placenta
25. different use of the word branch
26. yes.
27. different use of a word.
28. square box is stronger
29. yes
30. yes
31. he didn’t.
32. it’s possible if they are close enogh together
33.Xrays can only penetrate certain things (i.e. not bone, metal etc)
34. yes, because the wind is never exactly the same in one direction. It gusts, ebbs and flows etc
35. yes, but relatively you would not feel it.
Get a life!