The cuckoo clock - funny or not?!


Question: Just after I got married, I was invited out for a night with the boys. I told the misses that I would be home by midnight... promise! Well, the yarns were being spun and the grog was going down easy, and at around 3 a.m. full as a boot, I went home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock started, and cuckooed 3 times. I realized she'd probably wake up, so I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself, considering my drunken state, to have escaped a possible conflict.
The next morning, the misses asked me what time I got in, so I told her 12 o'clock.
Whew! Got away with that one!
She then said that we needed a new cuckoo clock.
When I asked her why, she explained, "Well, it cuckooed 3 times,said 'dang it,' cuckooed another 4 times, farted, cuckooed another 3 times, cleared its throat, cuckooed twice, then giggled.`


Answers: Just after I got married, I was invited out for a night with the boys. I told the misses that I would be home by midnight... promise! Well, the yarns were being spun and the grog was going down easy, and at around 3 a.m. full as a boot, I went home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock started, and cuckooed 3 times. I realized she'd probably wake up, so I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself, considering my drunken state, to have escaped a possible conflict.
The next morning, the misses asked me what time I got in, so I told her 12 o'clock.
Whew! Got away with that one!
She then said that we needed a new cuckoo clock.
When I asked her why, she explained, "Well, it cuckooed 3 times,said 'dang it,' cuckooed another 4 times, farted, cuckooed another 3 times, cleared its throat, cuckooed twice, then giggled.`

hehehe, saw carpy's answer, and he must be hiding it from me, pmsl hun

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Ha Ha! Funny! 10!

hahahaha!!! lmao!!!! thats a good one!!

Funny, but old joke....

I like that one

Awesome.

BUSTED!!!!!!!

yeah it's funny in a cute way.

brilliant keep them coming

its totally funny....lol

good :)

Yes, very,very funny!!!!

That is realy funny !! LOL!!! LMAO!!! Its hilarious!!

lol

my cuckoo clock does that as well

humeros enough

lol 2 funny

hilarious!!!

Very funny

hahaha very funny.

That was so so funny lol

lol

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i got one of those clocks too, pmsl
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ohhh blast she heard me xxx lol xxxx

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lol funny

Funny lol

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Ha ha ha.!!!
Excellent joke Raindrops.!!!
Had us guys at work laughing.!!!
10/10.!!!
Cheers.!!!

i want that clock lol have a star

ha ha ha funny



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