The cuckoo clock - funny or not?!
Question: Just after I got married, I was invited out for a night with the boys. I told the misses that I would be home by midnight... promise! Well, the yarns were being spun and the grog was going down easy, and at around 3 a.m. full as a boot, I went home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock started, and cuckooed 3 times. I realized she'd probably wake up, so I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself, considering my drunken state, to have escaped a possible conflict.
The next morning, the misses asked me what time I got in, so I told her 12 o'clock.
Whew! Got away with that one!
She then said that we needed a new cuckoo clock.
When I asked her why, she explained, "Well, it cuckooed 3 times,said 'dang it,' cuckooed another 4 times, farted, cuckooed another 3 times, cleared its throat, cuckooed twice, then giggled.`
Answers: Just after I got married, I was invited out for a night with the boys. I told the misses that I would be home by midnight... promise! Well, the yarns were being spun and the grog was going down easy, and at around 3 a.m. full as a boot, I went home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock started, and cuckooed 3 times. I realized she'd probably wake up, so I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself, considering my drunken state, to have escaped a possible conflict.
The next morning, the misses asked me what time I got in, so I told her 12 o'clock.
Whew! Got away with that one!
She then said that we needed a new cuckoo clock.
When I asked her why, she explained, "Well, it cuckooed 3 times,said 'dang it,' cuckooed another 4 times, farted, cuckooed another 3 times, cleared its throat, cuckooed twice, then giggled.`
hehehe, saw carpy's answer, and he must be hiding it from me, pmsl hun
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Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
hahahaha!!! lmao!!!! thats a good one!!
Funny, but old joke....
I like that one
Awesome.
BUSTED!!!!!!!
yeah it's funny in a cute way.
brilliant keep them coming
its totally funny....lol
good :)
Yes, very,very funny!!!!
That is realy funny !! LOL!!! LMAO!!! Its hilarious!!
lol
my cuckoo clock does that as well
humeros enough
lol 2 funny
hilarious!!!
Very funny
hahaha very funny.
That was so so funny lol
lol
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i got one of those clocks too, pmsl
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ohhh blast she heard me xxx lol xxxx
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lol funny
Funny lol
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Ha ha ha.!!!
Excellent joke Raindrops.!!!
Had us guys at work laughing.!!!
10/10.!!!
Cheers.!!!
i want that clock lol have a star
ha ha ha funny