The things about getting married - funny or not?!
Question: Married life is full of excitement and frustration:
* In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
* In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
* In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
It is true that love is blind but marriage is definitely an eye-opener.
Getting married is very much like going to the restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
It's true that all men are born free and equal, but some of them get married!
There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found himself married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced.
A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives and the wife takes.
Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad?
Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.
Son: Is it true? Dad, I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries.
Father: That happens everywhere, son, everywhere!
Answers: Married life is full of excitement and frustration:
* In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
* In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
* In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
It is true that love is blind but marriage is definitely an eye-opener.
Getting married is very much like going to the restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
It's true that all men are born free and equal, but some of them get married!
There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found himself married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced.
A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives and the wife takes.
Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad?
Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.
Son: Is it true? Dad, I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries.
Father: That happens everywhere, son, everywhere!
Some good ones there. lol
how bout u and me get married?
some were cute.
its Cute!
that's a good one!
Marriage is great, but marriage jokes are lame. Find some new material.
Son: Is it true? Dad, I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries.
Father: That happens everywhere, son, everywhere!
HAHAHAH
it funny when the couple is prepare for it but if they rush into it they will end up having a hard time
Jokes have to have that "negative" spin to be funny. Positive statements about marriage (or anything) aren't humorous.
Not funny. It's the kind of unoriginal stuff that hack comedians come up with. "The difference between men and women..."
Tired sitcom crap.
hahaha
Very funny, but not necessarily true.....Marriage needs to be worked at by both parties.....
Sexest but still funny as long as you have a personality.
its not funny because all of it is true.
Very good
A cute and hilarious collection. Thanks.
I think it's cute, but why is it that all marriage jokes bash women? They aren't always the bad seed in marriages, granted sometimes they are, but it goes both ways.
ha ha ha funny
have you been talking to our loz, does this mean l need to take extra precautions
starred
lol, 10/10. very funny.
hahaha very good thanks
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