Real ads xxxxfunny but true xxx yes or no folks?!
Question: Real ads that derive their humor from misplacement, misuse, etc.
Lost: small apricot poodle.
Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.
A superb and inexpensive restaurant.
Fine food expertly served by waitresses in appetizing forms.
Dinner Special -- Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00.
For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers
Four-poster bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover.
Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too.
Wanted: 50 girls for stripping machine operators in factory.
Wanted: Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce at night. We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.
For Sale. Three canaries of undermined sex.
For Sale -- Eight puppies from a German Shepherd and an Alaskan Hussy. Great Dames for sale.
Have several very old dresses from grandmother in beautiful condition.
Answers: Real ads that derive their humor from misplacement, misuse, etc.
Lost: small apricot poodle.
Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.
A superb and inexpensive restaurant.
Fine food expertly served by waitresses in appetizing forms.
Dinner Special -- Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00.
For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers
Four-poster bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover.
Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too.
Wanted: 50 girls for stripping machine operators in factory.
Wanted: Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce at night. We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.
For Sale. Three canaries of undermined sex.
For Sale -- Eight puppies from a German Shepherd and an Alaskan Hussy. Great Dames for sale.
Have several very old dresses from grandmother in beautiful condition.
Ha ha ha.!!!
That is funny.!!!
It's amazing how many people make typo's or cannot structure sentences properly, 'drink it all in", lol, how about "take it all in" ha ha.!!!
10/10.!!!
Cheers Chris.!!!
cool
Good joke thanks
Waheeeeey!
yes funny
well made me laff anyway
More xxx American rubbish I note xxx so the answer is NO ! ! !
another star award
hot!
*lol*
Yes amusing and as you say real humour comes from life and real happenings.
lol,lol,lol. 10/10.* for you my friend.I enjoyed reading them all really but mostly :dinner special............, and...... tired of cleaning yourself...............hahaha so very funny.thnxs for the laugh.
hahah excellent thanks
Good one thanks for sharing. It's excellent. lol
ha ha ha funny