For those who remember Tommy Cooper you have him to thank for these little gems:!
Question: 1. Two blondes walk into a building...you'd think at least One of them would have seen it.2. Phone answering machine message - "If you want to buy marijuana Press the hash key"3. A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only Clingfilm for Shorts The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."4. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I Couldn't find any.5. I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, "No, the steaks are too high."6. My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong currant pulled him in.7. A man came round in hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The Doctor replied, "I know you can't, I've cut your arms off".8. I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a muscle.9. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. They lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it
Answers: 1. Two blondes walk into a building...you'd think at least One of them would have seen it.2. Phone answering machine message - "If you want to buy marijuana Press the hash key"3. A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only Clingfilm for Shorts The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."4. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I Couldn't find any.5. I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, "No, the steaks are too high."6. My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong currant pulled him in.7. A man came round in hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The Doctor replied, "I know you can't, I've cut your arms off".8. I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a muscle.9. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. They lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it
great lol. saw him once on a flight from jersey. biggest feet i ever did see!
like it!
superb.
tommy cooper is genius!
He was my favourite comedian and would have me in stitches. I would fall off of the sofa with laughter and tears running down my face and my family would look at me as if i was completely crazy. Oh how I wish I could see him again...he is the only comedian that really made me laugh out loud.
ha ha ha funny
still good
just like that
i wish i could give you more than one star.i love Tommy Cooper a lot. i used to watch him once a week, and he really used to make me laugh.so thank you so much for those Tommy Cooper's joke,
Funny........very funny
Fabulous!!!!!!! Have a star, Loved the trousers one!!