Installing a carpet - funny or not?!
Question: A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to realize he'd lost his cigarettes.
In the middle of the room, under the carpet, was a bump.
''No sense pulling up the entire floor for one pack of smokes,'' he said to himself. He proceeded to get out his hammer and flattened the hump.
As he was cleaning up, the lady came in. ''Here,'' she said, handling him his pack of cigarettes. ''I found them in the hallway.''
''Now,'' she said, ''if only I could find my parakeet.''
Answers: A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to realize he'd lost his cigarettes.
In the middle of the room, under the carpet, was a bump.
''No sense pulling up the entire floor for one pack of smokes,'' he said to himself. He proceeded to get out his hammer and flattened the hump.
As he was cleaning up, the lady came in. ''Here,'' she said, handling him his pack of cigarettes. ''I found them in the hallway.''
''Now,'' she said, ''if only I could find my parakeet.''
haha nice one
Old joke - its usually the 5 year olds hamster that gets it.
6/10 dear, not bad
An oldie but a goodie!
Very good
Sorry, that joke/urban legon is had been around for a while. I don't really find it funny. Infact I find it kind of horrible to say the least.
lol
A beautiful cruel joke. Thanks.
i heard it before, differently, but still funny. thnx for the laugh.
ha ha ha funny
oops hehehe, funny, hope he never comes to me, pmsl
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heh heh! first time i heard it...funny!
OMG HAVEA STAR
ooops bet she gave him more than the bird
star award
hahaha very funny lol