Wedding Quotes - funny or not?!
Question: “To the newlyweds: May “for better or worse” be far better than worse.”
It don’t matter where you get your appetite, as long as you eat at home!
The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.
To love someone deeply gives you strength. Being loved by someone deeply gives you courage.
After all these years, I see that I was mistaken about Eve in the beginning; it is better to live outside the Garden with her than inside it without her.
“If it weren’t for marriage, men would spend their lives thinking they had no faults at all.”
In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar — a practice which is still continued.
To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you’re wrong, admit it; whenever you’re right, shut up.
If you cannot inspire a woman with love of you, fill her above the brim with love of herself; all that runs over will be yours.
Answers: “To the newlyweds: May “for better or worse” be far better than worse.”
It don’t matter where you get your appetite, as long as you eat at home!
The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.
To love someone deeply gives you strength. Being loved by someone deeply gives you courage.
After all these years, I see that I was mistaken about Eve in the beginning; it is better to live outside the Garden with her than inside it without her.
“If it weren’t for marriage, men would spend their lives thinking they had no faults at all.”
In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar — a practice which is still continued.
To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you’re wrong, admit it; whenever you’re right, shut up.
If you cannot inspire a woman with love of you, fill her above the brim with love of herself; all that runs over will be yours.
Another one for skybluecarp.
Marriage is like a bed of roses, watch out for the torns. pmsl.
"Marriage is like casserol. Only the ones who make it, know what goes in it."
that last little story was pretty cute!
I wasn't a fan until the last one. That was actually funny!
imlao give me a break i love em have a star
that was another set of beauties.thnx for the laugh. 10/10.
Very nice! the star is especially given for the 'Eve's diary' - one of my fav's!
Some good ones there. hahaha lol
ha ha ha funny
an interesting list hun, will make sure that carpy reads them, pmsl
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hee hee liked the last part!!!!!
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