Men sumed up...funny:)?!
Question: Question: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
Answer: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them
forever.
Question: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one
would hit the ground first?
Answer: Who cares?????
Question: What did God say after he created man?
Answer: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!.
Question: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO?
Answer: I don't know, I've never seen either.
Question: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
Answer: i) no mind ii) no business
Question: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
Answer:! Because even back then men wouldn't ask for directions.
Question: What is the difference between men and pigs?
Answer: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink...
Question: What makes men chase women they have no intention of
marrying?
Answer: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no
intention of driving.
Question: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?
Answer: Exchange him!!
Question: Why do men like smart women?
Answer: Opposites attract.
Answers: Question: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
Answer: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them
forever.
Question: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one
would hit the ground first?
Answer: Who cares?????
Question: What did God say after he created man?
Answer: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!.
Question: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO?
Answer: I don't know, I've never seen either.
Question: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
Answer: i) no mind ii) no business
Question: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
Answer:! Because even back then men wouldn't ask for directions.
Question: What is the difference between men and pigs?
Answer: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink...
Question: What makes men chase women they have no intention of
marrying?
Answer: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no
intention of driving.
Question: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?
Answer: Exchange him!!
Question: Why do men like smart women?
Answer: Opposites attract.
good 1's lmao 10/10 x
Funny :)
lol.
I think I love you!
Why not be a lesbian if you hate guys. I recon you have a pen1s envy Hun.
most was funny...most just wasnt true....
hahahah
very good
Great!
Amusing, although this man can spell 'summed'.
mmm not bad...
I prefer the following -
What do toilet bowels, wedding anniversaries and clitorises have in common?
Men miss them all.
Why do men name their penises?
Because they don't want 99.99% of their decisions made by a stranger.
By the way I love men (grin).
mum2MH
Ouch. That hurt.
Soooooo, I take it you wanna go for a drink sometime? Or have you started batting for the other team already? Dammit, my loss... =oD
love em - thanks!
LMAO VERRY FUNNY
Rofl
My husband is the best thing since sliced bread. I feel sorry for you that you have such a low opinion of guys. Are you one of these Women who are attracted to a@@eholes and then complain bitterly that "All men are b+stards" Well they are not.
Why thank you that's the nicest thing Ive heard today...................................... lmao really have a star nice x
ha ha ha funny
Ha ha ha.!!!
Good ones there so 10/10.!!!
Cheers for a laugh.!!!
lolly lou .. lolly lou c'eat pas vres mais
je ta adore ............... u're sooooooooooooo yoummy