Why Pumpkins are better than Men?!
Question: 1. Every year you get a brand new crop to choose from.
2. No matter what your mood is, pumpkins are always
ready to greet you with a smile.
3. One usually makes a better pie.
4. They are always on the doorstep there waiting for you!
5. If you don't like the way he looks, you just carve up another face.
6. If he starts smelling up your place, you can just throw him out.
7. From the start you know a pumpkin has an empty, mush
filled head to begin with.
8. A pumpkin is turned on (lit-up) only when you want him to be.
Answers: 1. Every year you get a brand new crop to choose from.
2. No matter what your mood is, pumpkins are always
ready to greet you with a smile.
3. One usually makes a better pie.
4. They are always on the doorstep there waiting for you!
5. If you don't like the way he looks, you just carve up another face.
6. If he starts smelling up your place, you can just throw him out.
7. From the start you know a pumpkin has an empty, mush
filled head to begin with.
8. A pumpkin is turned on (lit-up) only when you want him to be.
Halloween hasn't come yet, but I find the halloween jokes funny. lol
cute
Good one thanks lol
yes.................very funny indeed. thnx.
lol.
sorry guys but it IS funny.
.................................SOME SORT OF PUMKIN A.................? well................i never!! lol .thats good
when someone says i dont like your personality?
ill say oh, oh here have a .PUMPKIN!
youll get MORE JOY OUT OF AN ORANGE friend
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hehehe, am gonna plant some for next year, pmsl
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Whatever ,,, Go marry a Pumpkin if you like ;)
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nice one again girl your on a roll keep it up xxx lol xxxx
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