Jim and joe xxx funny or not xxx sorry jokes are poor today still hangover xxx?!
Question: Joe and Jim were out cutting wood, and Jim cut his arm off. Joe wrapped the arm in a plastic bag and took Jim to a surgeon.
The surgeon said "You're in luck! I'm an expert at reattaching limbs! Come back in 5 hours." So Joe left and when he returned in 5 hours the surgeon said "I got done quicker than I expected. Jim is down at the pub." Joe went to he pub and there was Jim, throwing darts.
A few weeks later, Joe and Jim were cutting wood again, and Jim cut his leg off. Joe put the leg in a plastic bag and took it and Jim back to the surgeon.
The surgeon said "No problem, but legs are a little tougher. Come back in 8 hours." Joe left and when he came back in 6 hours the surgeon said "I finished early, Jim's down at the soccer field." Joe went down to the soccer field and there was Jim, kicking goals.
A few weeks later, Jim had a terrible accident and cut his head off. Joe put the head in a plastic bag and took it and the rest of Jim to the surgeon.
Answers: Joe and Jim were out cutting wood, and Jim cut his arm off. Joe wrapped the arm in a plastic bag and took Jim to a surgeon.
The surgeon said "You're in luck! I'm an expert at reattaching limbs! Come back in 5 hours." So Joe left and when he returned in 5 hours the surgeon said "I got done quicker than I expected. Jim is down at the pub." Joe went to he pub and there was Jim, throwing darts.
A few weeks later, Joe and Jim were cutting wood again, and Jim cut his leg off. Joe put the leg in a plastic bag and took it and Jim back to the surgeon.
The surgeon said "No problem, but legs are a little tougher. Come back in 8 hours." Joe left and when he came back in 6 hours the surgeon said "I finished early, Jim's down at the soccer field." Joe went down to the soccer field and there was Jim, kicking goals.
A few weeks later, Jim had a terrible accident and cut his head off. Joe put the head in a plastic bag and took it and the rest of Jim to the surgeon.
ha nice one old son,
who had too may tinnies last night then
ha ha ha funny
Another good joke thanks
L O L 9/10 X
its normally me with hangover lol
Lol thats cheesy but it okayyy :)
Good. It is funny, because the presumptions (of the capabilities of the doctor) are also funny.
i didn't see that one coming
oh no.that was fantastic.* for you. and thnx for sharing.
mt heads banging as well , but that was a brilliant joke, we need more.
Keep them coming cos jokes are good. lol
Good one!
You at party below me?
Ha ha ha grooooaaan.
Really funny, nice one.
Jokes are not bad for someone with a hang over. lol
Ha ha ha.!!!
That is a excellent joke.!!!
10/10 Chris.!!!
Cheers mate, for the hangover have what we call a "Regmaker " that is another drink to fix the hangover, lol.!!!
Very, very funny. Nice one.