Funny or not old 1?!
Question: A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned about all his employees' well being, asked sympathetically, "What's the matter?" To which the blonde replies....."
Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away." The boss, feeling
very sorry at this point, explains to the young girl. "Why don't you go home for the day.....we aren't terribly busy. Just take the day off to relax and rest."
The blonde very calmly states......"No, I'd be better off here. I need to keep my mind off it and I have the best chance of doing that here."
The boss agrees and allows the blonde to work as usual...."if you need anything, just let me know."
Well, a few hours pass and the boss decides to check on the blonde. He looks out over his office and sees the blonde hysterically crying!! He rushes out to her, asking, "What's so bad now........are you gonna be ok??"
"No......" exclaims the blonde. "I just got a call from my sister. She told me that HER mom died too!!"
Answers: A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned about all his employees' well being, asked sympathetically, "What's the matter?" To which the blonde replies....."
Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away." The boss, feeling
very sorry at this point, explains to the young girl. "Why don't you go home for the day.....we aren't terribly busy. Just take the day off to relax and rest."
The blonde very calmly states......"No, I'd be better off here. I need to keep my mind off it and I have the best chance of doing that here."
The boss agrees and allows the blonde to work as usual...."if you need anything, just let me know."
Well, a few hours pass and the boss decides to check on the blonde. He looks out over his office and sees the blonde hysterically crying!! He rushes out to her, asking, "What's so bad now........are you gonna be ok??"
"No......" exclaims the blonde. "I just got a call from my sister. She told me that HER mom died too!!"
* for you. lol,lol,lol. 10/10. funny,very funny, brilliant, excellent, fantastic,great joke my friend.
omg,this joke really is the icing on the cake.
i just can't believe she said that,can't believe .......sorry.
thanks for the great LOL.
i loved it. 100%.
urggg.................... groan groan
hahaha I like it thanks for sharing. Good one.
I like it.
Good 1. Thanks
O...M...G
I didn't think blondes could get THAT dumb lol
Funny.
would it be funny if it where a brunette???
oh well blondes will be blondes...
ha ha ha, New one for me.....lol
good one!
hahahaha i like it:D booo to all the people who dont der sense humors up der hole!! hahahaha!!!
hahahahahhihihihihohohohoho................ nice one
dont give up the day job........
Ha ha ha.!!!
That's blondes for you, lol.!!!
Brilliant so 10/10.!!!
Cheers.!!!
lol funny
nice very nice,lol
hahahahahaha
ok the blonde girl is really funny. . . thanks for sharing it
like it very much. . .
Dohhhhhhhhhhhhh , not as good as the other of yours i just read
very blonde joke have a star
not one of your best jokes...
First time I heard this joke it was the Irish man, "Paddy" joke lol
LMAO That is an old one but it is still a good one thanks for the laugh.
lol
ha ha ha funny
gag me with a spoon
it's cute
chuckle, chuckle :)
its a golden oldie babes xxx lol xxx
I Dont Get It!!
Its Stupid!!