At the grocery store - funny or not?!
Question: A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three year old girl in her basket. As they passed the cookie section, the little girl asked for cookies and her mother told her, "No." The little girl immediately began to whine and fuss, and the mother said quietly, "Now Monica, we just have half of the aisles left to go through - don't be upset. It won't be long now."
Soon, they came to the candy aisle and the little girl began to shout for candy. When told she couldn't have any, she began to cry. The mother said, "There, there, Monica, don't cry - only two more aisles to go and then we'll be checking out."
When they got to the checkout stand, the little girl immediately began to clamor for gum and burst into a terrible tantrum upon discovering there'd be no gum purchased. The mother said serenely, "Monica, we'll be through this check out stand in 5 minutes and then you can go home and have a nice nap."
The man followed them out to the parking lot and stopped the woman to compliment her. "I couldn't help noticing how patient you were with little Monica," he began.
The mother replied, "I'm Monica - my little girl's name is Tammy."
Answers: A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three year old girl in her basket. As they passed the cookie section, the little girl asked for cookies and her mother told her, "No." The little girl immediately began to whine and fuss, and the mother said quietly, "Now Monica, we just have half of the aisles left to go through - don't be upset. It won't be long now."
Soon, they came to the candy aisle and the little girl began to shout for candy. When told she couldn't have any, she began to cry. The mother said, "There, there, Monica, don't cry - only two more aisles to go and then we'll be checking out."
When they got to the checkout stand, the little girl immediately began to clamor for gum and burst into a terrible tantrum upon discovering there'd be no gum purchased. The mother said serenely, "Monica, we'll be through this check out stand in 5 minutes and then you can go home and have a nice nap."
The man followed them out to the parking lot and stopped the woman to compliment her. "I couldn't help noticing how patient you were with little Monica," he began.
The mother replied, "I'm Monica - my little girl's name is Tammy."
Wasn't expecting that ending. Thanks lol
sorry not funny
A good anger management. Thanks.
Hahahahahaha that was funny.
Mildly humorous.
it's kinda of funny
sorta. It is kinda funny tho.
my grandma thought it was hilarious though.
yeah.
LOL.
That's awesome!...lol
haha! very ironic. good joke, where did you get that from?
funny
ok i guess:)
lol...that is hilarious
very cute(a bit funny)
messed up but funny as crap
lol its really funny
...wat!?
ya HAHAHAhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahah...
LOLOLOLOL soooooooo funny
haha, I think that's pretty funny. It sound like something you'd hear about on TV by some comedian.
Funny.
I'll try this tomorrow
funny enough to make me smile a little bit
lol. mind if i cut and paste that one? my mum would luv it! cheers!
booooooooooooooo
Excellent joke thanks
Lol. That reminds me alot of my mom.
errmmmmm
kinda
lol, very very very funny. * for you.
brilliant,fantastic,great joke.
i loved reading that one,thnx.
That is What I call a Great Clean Joke ...very Funny