Do You Wanna Laugh ....Read This...........Star if funny.?!
Question: Things I Hate
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... Iknow where my watch is pal, where the f**k is yours? Do I point at
my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their a*s to search the entire
room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and
change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it
too". Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course
it is. Why the **** would you keep looking after you've found it?
5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No
Loser, I paid 8EURO to come to the cinema and stare at the f**king floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really
give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new,
then there has never been anything b4 it,
and if it is improved dere has 2 b.
Answers: Things I Hate
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... Iknow where my watch is pal, where the f**k is yours? Do I point at
my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their a*s to search the entire
room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and
change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it
too". Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course
it is. Why the **** would you keep looking after you've found it?
5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No
Loser, I paid 8EURO to come to the cinema and stare at the f**king floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really
give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new,
then there has never been anything b4 it,
and if it is improved dere has 2 b.
thnx for making my day LOL my parents had been fighting all day urgh, GOOD ONE LOLOLOLOL
read it before
it's good..haha!
:) I am guilty of 3 things here, thanks for making me laugh.
ok I'll give you a star
hahaha that is true and funny
funny enough dude
I felt guilty with that well ok let me give you. . . .
your star
lol lmao! hahaha funny. I hate it when those stuff happen to me, too.
Hahahahaha. gd one man.
lol. 10/10. thanks for sharing.
Berry berry gude!
hahahahahaha. that was better than jokes!
lol
and very true . one more thing i dont like is that when u come back home from somewhere, my parents say" oh u have already reached home?" and when they say that i always say"no ive not reached home".
and i be playin computer and someone comes to me and asks" oh,hi! what are u doing?"i say "playin hockey,wanna play!!"
haha funny, but no halarious, but i do 2 things out of those lol
i'll give you a star wat the heck. : )