A German guy approaches a prostitute?!
Question: A German guy approaches a prostitute, "I vish to buy sex vit you".
"OK" says the girl I charge £20, an hour.
"Ist good but i must varn you I am a little kinky "no problem" she replies, "I can do a little kinky".
So off they go to the girls flat, where the German produces four large bed springsand a duck caller "I vant you to put ze springs to each of your limbs"
The girl finds this most odd but complies fastening the springs to her hands and knees
"Now you vill get on your hands and knees,"
She duly does this, balancing on the springs
"You vil please blow zis vistle as I make love to you" she finds this odd but figures It's harmless, and the guy is paying.
The sex is fantastic. She is bounced all over the room by the energetic German, all the time honking on the duck caller.
The climax is the most sensational that she has ever experienced and it is several minutes before she has recovered her breath to say
"That was totally amazing, what do you call that"
"Ah" says the German, "Four-sprung duck technique.
Answers: A German guy approaches a prostitute, "I vish to buy sex vit you".
"OK" says the girl I charge £20, an hour.
"Ist good but i must varn you I am a little kinky "no problem" she replies, "I can do a little kinky".
So off they go to the girls flat, where the German produces four large bed springsand a duck caller "I vant you to put ze springs to each of your limbs"
The girl finds this most odd but complies fastening the springs to her hands and knees
"Now you vill get on your hands and knees,"
She duly does this, balancing on the springs
"You vil please blow zis vistle as I make love to you" she finds this odd but figures It's harmless, and the guy is paying.
The sex is fantastic. She is bounced all over the room by the energetic German, all the time honking on the duck caller.
The climax is the most sensational that she has ever experienced and it is several minutes before she has recovered her breath to say
"That was totally amazing, what do you call that"
"Ah" says the German, "Four-sprung duck technique.
Guten Guten Tag`? minen laffenzie` das muchen`? so thats where you were yesterday` minen` Chuckenzie AUF`?
that is one STUPID joke
LMAO good joke
Sounds like fun but i didn't get it!
ah.....okay......I'm sure I will laugh at some point.........mmmmmm....okay...... not.
silly.
I don't get it. Must be a British thing.
mildly amusing!
yawn
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
YOU!
I am sooo telling everyone I meet this joke!
Well done!
:-)
I like it hahahaahaha
That is a quacker of a joke, thankyou.
Good one!
that is funny i need to try that technique
hottie once again chucky egg,!
Never knew there was a " technique " like that! Something to think about if everything in the book false!!!....lol