Are you ready for a joke???!
Question: The next time you see a little old lady with shaky hands, you'll remember this story:
A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of a sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbles the few feet across the store to the counter.
Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support, stuttering she asks the sales clerk: 'Dddooo youuuu hhhave dddddiilllldosss?'
The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies: 'Yes we do have dildos. Actually we carry many different models.'
The old woman then asks: 'Dddddoooo yyyouuuu ccaarrryy AAA pppinkk onnee, tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd aabboutt ttwoo inchesss ththiickk...aaand rrunns by bbaatteries?
The clerk responds, 'Yes we do.'
She asks: ' Ddddooo yyoooouuuu kknnnoooww hhhowww tttooo ttturrrnnn ttthe
ssuno ooffabbitch offffff?'
Answers: The next time you see a little old lady with shaky hands, you'll remember this story:
A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of a sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbles the few feet across the store to the counter.
Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support, stuttering she asks the sales clerk: 'Dddooo youuuu hhhave dddddiilllldosss?'
The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies: 'Yes we do have dildos. Actually we carry many different models.'
The old woman then asks: 'Dddddoooo yyyouuuu ccaarrryy AAA pppinkk onnee, tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd aabboutt ttwoo inchesss ththiickk...aaand rrunns by bbaatteries?
The clerk responds, 'Yes we do.'
She asks: ' Ddddooo yyoooouuuu kknnnoooww hhhowww tttooo ttturrrnnn ttthe
ssuno ooffabbitch offffff?'
OMG! That is to crazy! I used to work at a doctors office. And we had an old lady come in with pelvic pain, as she was walking to the examine room her cane kept slipping. well the doctor looked to see why she was in so much pain in privates and found the end of her cane stuck up inside her. I know , Nasty!
ha ha hahah ahaha
ROFL
THATS GREAT XD
Hahahaha! very funny. lol
lol!!! but it's kinda wrong..
ew! XP
i heard this one long time ago...
lol..pretty funny...
Now you hit a nerve, that was definitely a ten+..XXX
LOL...Thanks I needed a good laugh! :)
LMFAO - that was great
Hilarious!
best old lady joke i've heard in my life
THANK YOU :D
LMAOOO!!!
Haha pretty funny...wait that was my grandma you perv.
hahahahhahaha
not rightt
I love it!
Now that's good. Had to give it a gold star.
Holla.
That's sick, but hilarious.
i don't know if i should laugh at this, or be totally grossed out
Very nice.
Teeheehehhehehe!
LOL....
OMG ! I AM SO STARING THIZ LOL
OMG u deserve a star!! bravo it was hilarious im still ROFLMAO!!!