Has anyone found my sense of humor ?!
Question: i just cant seem to find a joke to make me laugh or even giggle tonight :o(
Answers: i just cant seem to find a joke to make me laugh or even giggle tonight :o(
Mirror, mirror on the wall
Do you have to tell it all?
Where do you get the glaring right
To make my clothes look too darn tight?
I think I'm fine but I can see
You won't cooperate with me,
The way you let the shadows play
You'd think my hair was getting gray.
What's that, you say? A double chin?
No, that's the way the light comes in,
If you persist in peering so
You'll confiscate my facial glow,
And then if you're not hanging straight
You'll tell me next I'm gaining weight,
I'm really quite upset with you
For giving this distorted view;
I hate you being smug and wise
O, look what's happened to my thighs!
I warn you now, O mirrored wall,
Since we're not on speaking terms at all,
If I look like this in my new jeans
You'll find yourself in smithereens!!
yes,& i havent stopped laughing since!!!
you know why god gave girls legs?
so they wouldnt leave a snail trail every where they went!
That kind of sucks, I seem to have the same problem.
try the conservative party website
I tried to make ya laugh but I should learn this whole comedy thing first and knowing what the hell I'm doing here wouldn't hurt neither.
hey fredinbed and Davasauras are u guys twins? hahah
maybe u can tink up of one:)
Oh dear Fred that's very careless of you what with losing your mobile as well ..........your obviously not having a good day, never mind lets hope tomorrow is better for you
a chicken and a donkey in a field the chicken falls down a hole quick get the farmers bmw and pull me out but the donkey just lowers his d~ck down the hole and the chicken climbs out moral of the story when your hung like a donkey you don't need a bmw to pull a chick.........
I hear ya, I can't find mine either.