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Question: Just to illustrate, a few words of wisdom.
Bill Gates dies and is given the choice between eternity in Heaven, or in Hell. He gets shown around Heaven - white fluffy clouds, harps, wings - that sorta stuff.
The tour of Hell is as follows: he will be locked in a small cell. In the cell is a desk. On the desk is: a bottle of wine, a REALLY cute blonde and a computer. He chooses Hell.
Once committed to his choice he discovers: The wine bottle has a hole in the bottom of it. The blonde DOESN'T. The computer keyboard is missing three keys: "CTRL", "ALT" & "DEL".
When he complained he was told, "Oh! you fell for the demo, too huh?"
Answers: Just to illustrate, a few words of wisdom.
Bill Gates dies and is given the choice between eternity in Heaven, or in Hell. He gets shown around Heaven - white fluffy clouds, harps, wings - that sorta stuff.
The tour of Hell is as follows: he will be locked in a small cell. In the cell is a desk. On the desk is: a bottle of wine, a REALLY cute blonde and a computer. He chooses Hell.
Once committed to his choice he discovers: The wine bottle has a hole in the bottom of it. The blonde DOESN'T. The computer keyboard is missing three keys: "CTRL", "ALT" & "DEL".
When he complained he was told, "Oh! you fell for the demo, too huh?"
he is also told the computer is
an 80-286sx 12MHz with
1) a 5? single sided180 KB floppy
2) a 15 MB hd
3) DOS 3
4) 13inch monochrome display
5) and, no mouse either.
hahaha
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