KNow any Blonde Jokes?!
Question: GOOD ones, please!! Here's one for your pleasure:
A brunette was walking along the railroad tracks, saying "27...27...27..."(etc.)
A blonde walked up and said "what are you doing?"
The Brunette said "Saying 27 over & over."
Can I join u?" asked the blonde.
The brunette said sure, & they walked along saying 27 until a train went by. The brunette stepped of the tracks before the train went by, and continued alone saying,
"28...28...28..."
Answers: GOOD ones, please!! Here's one for your pleasure:
A brunette was walking along the railroad tracks, saying "27...27...27..."(etc.)
A blonde walked up and said "what are you doing?"
The Brunette said "Saying 27 over & over."
Can I join u?" asked the blonde.
The brunette said sure, & they walked along saying 27 until a train went by. The brunette stepped of the tracks before the train went by, and continued alone saying,
"28...28...28..."
4 shades of Blonde
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(1) Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the pavement and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror, and says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar." She hands it to the second blonde. The second blonde looks in the mirror and says, "You dummy, it's me!"
2) A blonde brags about her knowledge of American state capitals. She proudly says, "Go ahead; ask me, I know all of them." A friend says, "OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin?" The blonde replies, "Oh that's easy... it's W!"
(3) A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch.
"Wow!" the trooper gasped. "Your car looks like an accordion that was trampled on by an elephant! Are you OK, ma'am?"
"Why, yes, officer, I'm just fine" the blonde chirped.
"Well, how in the world did this happen?" the officer asked as he surveyed the wrecked car.
"Officer, it was the strangest thing!" the blonde began. "I was driving along this road, when from out of nowhere this tree popped up in front of me, so I swerved to the right, and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was another tree! I swerved to the right and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was...."
"Uh, madam," the officer said, cutting her off as he looked inside the car, "There isn't a tree on this road for 30 miles. That was your air-freshener swinging back and forth."
(4) Returning home from work, a blonde was astonished to see that she had been robbed. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the channels, and a K-9 unit patrolling nearby was the first to respond.
As the K-9 officer aproached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, and then sat down on the steps.
Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, "I come home to find all my possessions stolen! I call the police for help,and what do they do? They send me a BLIND policeman!"
Heard better and get your own Dam blonde jokes!
"A blonde put a ruler to her head to measure her intelligence"
Lol!
A blond goes to the hairdresser with headphones on, (hopefully you don't know this one or I'm sure not to have best answer)
the hairdresser asks her to take them off but she says that she can't. The man starts trying to cut around the headphones and then quickly takes them off. The blond drops dead!!!
Scared the hairdresser listens to the headphones and hears: breath in breath out!
Your blonde dies, thought i should give a dead blonde joke to!
How many blondes does it take to do a chocolate cake?
aha don't cheat!
10, 1 to do the pastry and 9 to peel the smarties
A blond and a brunette both jumped from a high building at the same time, who landed first? The brunette, the blond had to ask for directions!
How do u know when a blonde has used ur laptop? There's tip-ex on the screen!
What type of prize did you win?
A blonde goes to the local restaurant, buys a small drink for herself, and sits down to drink it. She notices a peel-off prize sticker on the side of her cup while she is drinking. After pulling off the tab, she begins screaming, "I won a motor home! I won a motor home!"
The waitress runs over and argues, "That's impossible. The biggest prize given away was a stero system!"
The blonde replies, "No. I won a motor home!"
By this time, the manager makes his way over to the table, and he too argues, "You couldn't possibly have won a motor home because we didn't have that as one of our prizes."
Again the blonde says, "There is no mistake! I won a motor home!"
The blonde hands the prize ticket to the manager and he reads, "WIN A BAGEL."