Man dies and goes to hell?!
Question: a man dies and goes to hell, when he gets there, the devil is sat on a huge chair with three doors behind him. he says "choose one of the doors and that is where you will spend the rest of iternaty". the man asks for a sneek behind each door and the devil agrees that this would be fair. he opens the first door to see a huge room full of people on there heads on a stone floor. not very good thought the man. behind the second door, a huge room full of people on there heads on a wooden floor. a bit better but still not good thinks the man. behind the third door a huge room full of people drinking coffee stood up to there ankles in cow sh1t. i could put up with the smell of cow sh1t for all that coffee thinks the man and chooses the third door. so in he goes and the door shuts dehind him. as soon as he is in there a voice on a loud speaker says,
"COFFEE BREAKS OVER, ON YOUR HEADS"
Answers: a man dies and goes to hell, when he gets there, the devil is sat on a huge chair with three doors behind him. he says "choose one of the doors and that is where you will spend the rest of iternaty". the man asks for a sneek behind each door and the devil agrees that this would be fair. he opens the first door to see a huge room full of people on there heads on a stone floor. not very good thought the man. behind the second door, a huge room full of people on there heads on a wooden floor. a bit better but still not good thinks the man. behind the third door a huge room full of people drinking coffee stood up to there ankles in cow sh1t. i could put up with the smell of cow sh1t for all that coffee thinks the man and chooses the third door. so in he goes and the door shuts dehind him. as soon as he is in there a voice on a loud speaker says,
"COFFEE BREAKS OVER, ON YOUR HEADS"
That's absouloutly hilarious.
Any time a joke is being told, I will come out with that...
Thank You for bringing this into my life
That's cruel!
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I've heard this before, but it is a good joke. have a star.
Very good! x
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lol..omg..this is so funny..i'm laughing like a mad dog here!
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funny