Flight Delays?!
Question: There was a blonde sitting next to a man on an airplane.
About 1 hour into the flight the pilot comes on and says over the intercom, "One of our four engines is out, we will be about fifteen minutes late arriving."
About 30 min. later the pilot comes on the intercom again and say "There is a second engine out, we will be about 30 min. late."
Fifteen minutes after that the pilot comes on again and says "I'm sorry to say that there is a third engine out, we'll be about 1 hr. late arriving at our destination."
The blonde turns to the man and says "Man if that forth engine goes out, we'll be up here all day."
Answers: There was a blonde sitting next to a man on an airplane.
About 1 hour into the flight the pilot comes on and says over the intercom, "One of our four engines is out, we will be about fifteen minutes late arriving."
About 30 min. later the pilot comes on the intercom again and say "There is a second engine out, we will be about 30 min. late."
Fifteen minutes after that the pilot comes on again and says "I'm sorry to say that there is a third engine out, we'll be about 1 hr. late arriving at our destination."
The blonde turns to the man and says "Man if that forth engine goes out, we'll be up here all day."
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"One More"! "One More" ! "One More" ! (wink)
Damn dats pretty funny.
You made my day!
lol..
LOL.. Thats cute. :-)
LOL - definitely worth a star!
lol....i love blonde jokes!
blondes always are the center of joke
Clever.
OMG THAT WAS HILARIOUS!!! THAT WAS CLASSIC!! DID U MAKE IT UP?
hahahahaha
I'm blonde and bald. I guess that makes me half witted!!!!!
Man, that joke was awesome. Loved it.
Yep that is funny.
I like Ron White's joke about being on plane and losing an engine. The guy ask how far can we go on 1 engine?
Ron said "All the way to the scene of the crash. We will beat the paramedics by a good half hour."
That was horrible stick to your day job.
(Hopefully you are not a comedian)