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Question: Sent by my Gramma,Im sure they are old but o well.
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to "honour" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
"Take only ONE . God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."
Answers: Sent by my Gramma,Im sure they are old but o well.
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to "honour" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
"Take only ONE . God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."
haha, thats really funny.
Made my day a little brighter
: )
HAHAHA
God is laughing right now: He read the jokes, good ones! (and, God has a good sense of humour!)
the APPLE one was really cute!!
so nice and so innocent!!!!
star for u
They may be oldies, but I have been searching jokes on the net for years and have not come across those before, star for you
lol, i like them
Good laff.
hahaha
this was good ol clean fun! star for you!! thanx trekkie
My grandma told me those also ! :D
I remember them.
ahaha the apples one is cute :)