I need funny jokes?!
Question: I ran out of funny jokes my jokes are already old, i'm a class clown. plz, don't be a hater and say **** plz
Answers: I ran out of funny jokes my jokes are already old, i'm a class clown. plz, don't be a hater and say **** plz
1. A candidate's application:
"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a 'typist and an accountant - Male or Female'...
As I am both for the past several years and I can handle both, I amapplying for the post.
2. An employee applied for leave as follows:
Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife. Please sanction me one week leave.
3. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
"Since I've to go to the cremation ground and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"
4. A leave letter to the headmaster:
As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"
5. Another one:
I am suffering from fever, please declare holiday to the school"