Years pass, OJ Simpson dies and goes straight to Hell....?!
Question: The Devil tells him there's a problem, that they're at full capacity. "But don't think that means you're going to get out of punishment, you're more evil than most people here. To make room, I'll release one of the others, and you'll take their place. I'll even let you pick what punishment you get."
They proceed to a lake, where Ted Kennedy is continuously diving in and coming up empty, diving in and coming up empty. "I can't swim," says OJ, "I can't do that." On the beach, Michael Vick is buried up to his neck, and an endless line of dogs are waiting to use his head as a fire hydrant. "I think I'll pass on that, too," says the Juice. Then they come upon Bill Clinton, staked to the ground, spread-eagled and naked. Monica Lewinsky is on top of him, doing, well, what she's famous for. "I don't like the idea of being stuck like that for all eternity," OJ states, "but it looks like it has its advantages. I'll take that." "Okay," says Satan, "you heard the man! You're free to go, Monica!"
Answers: The Devil tells him there's a problem, that they're at full capacity. "But don't think that means you're going to get out of punishment, you're more evil than most people here. To make room, I'll release one of the others, and you'll take their place. I'll even let you pick what punishment you get."
They proceed to a lake, where Ted Kennedy is continuously diving in and coming up empty, diving in and coming up empty. "I can't swim," says OJ, "I can't do that." On the beach, Michael Vick is buried up to his neck, and an endless line of dogs are waiting to use his head as a fire hydrant. "I think I'll pass on that, too," says the Juice. Then they come upon Bill Clinton, staked to the ground, spread-eagled and naked. Monica Lewinsky is on top of him, doing, well, what she's famous for. "I don't like the idea of being stuck like that for all eternity," OJ states, "but it looks like it has its advantages. I'll take that." "Okay," says Satan, "you heard the man! You're free to go, Monica!"
Gamblin Man - I love you. I've had a very bad 3 weeks (here at work) and you've put the first smile on my face anyone has seen in awhile. Thank you, Thank you, Thank you. BTW - I'm sending this out to all my friends, and that includes USA and UK.
it's an old joke
but 3 out of 10 for effort
that's an old joke.. saw it coming in the first three words
lol very nice
Very funny, I like that one!
That gave me a belly laugh. Thank you!
oh nasty. funny...but nasty...gunna share that with my friends! ;P