It's the first day of class with a new teacher, Mrs. Johnson?!
Question: Mrs. Johnson walks down each row of children and wacks them each up side the head.
"Now class, My Name is Mrs. Johnson and now that I have introduced myself to you, we are going to go down each row, you will stand, tell me your name, and give me a sentence with the word Evidently in it."
The first little girl stands up and says "My name is Mary, and evidently you are the new teacher."
"Very good Mary"
The little boy behind her stands up and says "My name is Aaron and evidently you mean business."
"That was very good Aaron", she replies.
The next little boy stands up and says "My name is Johnny Mrs. Johnson, may I ask you a question first?"
"What is it", she ask Johnny.
"Mrs. Johnson, Do Farts have lumps"
"Why no Johnny they don't"
Johnny replies, "Well then, Evidently you just knocked the
S H I T out of me".
Answers: Mrs. Johnson walks down each row of children and wacks them each up side the head.
"Now class, My Name is Mrs. Johnson and now that I have introduced myself to you, we are going to go down each row, you will stand, tell me your name, and give me a sentence with the word Evidently in it."
The first little girl stands up and says "My name is Mary, and evidently you are the new teacher."
"Very good Mary"
The little boy behind her stands up and says "My name is Aaron and evidently you mean business."
"That was very good Aaron", she replies.
The next little boy stands up and says "My name is Johnny Mrs. Johnson, may I ask you a question first?"
"What is it", she ask Johnny.
"Mrs. Johnson, Do Farts have lumps"
"Why no Johnny they don't"
Johnny replies, "Well then, Evidently you just knocked the
S H I T out of me".
lol that was cute ... i hope the poor boy bought an extra pair of jeans to class
What is the question?
Ha ha that was funny
Well Johnny, this is Mrs Johnson here, just wait till you get back to school tomorrow.. I have a special conference with you and your mother! -.^
That was funny. He-he-he!!
haha nice
lol thanx i needed that
lol......nice one.