Musical directions?!
Question: A musical director was encountering a lot of problems with one drummer. He talked and talked with the drummer, but his performance failed to improve.
Finally, before the entire orchestra, the director said, "When a musician cannot handle his instrument and doesn't improve when help is given, they take away the instrument, give him two sticks, and make him a drummer."
At that, a whisper was heard from the percussion section, "And if he can't handle even that, they take away one of his sticks and make him a conductor."
Answers: A musical director was encountering a lot of problems with one drummer. He talked and talked with the drummer, but his performance failed to improve.
Finally, before the entire orchestra, the director said, "When a musician cannot handle his instrument and doesn't improve when help is given, they take away the instrument, give him two sticks, and make him a drummer."
At that, a whisper was heard from the percussion section, "And if he can't handle even that, they take away one of his sticks and make him a conductor."
Good as always,
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there are a lot of drummer jokes out there....ie...what do you call the guy in a band that hangs out with musicians....a drummer. this is the first one i heard that turns it onto a conductor. not bad
ta - da - dum
What's your question, exactly?
lol
a little discriminating, though
my friend is a drummer :(
yea
Wing0Custom8
Good one!