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Question: An Irishman is taking his driving test. The instructor asks him what a yellow line means. 'It means you can't park there at all.' says the Irishman. 'very good, and what does a Double yellow line mean.? asks the instructor. The Irishman says, 'It means you can't park there at all......at all.'

Harry dies with his boots on. Sadly one was on the accelerator at the time.

How come so many cars are named after pornographic magazines? There's the Escort, the Fiesta, the Mini Mayfair and of course the Fiat Big Jugs Monthly Popular Plus.

I found a way to make my wife drive more carefully. I told her, if she ever got in an accident, the newspapers would print her real age.

I was getting into my car and this man says to me, 'Can you give me a lift?. I said, 'Sure, You look great, The world is your oyster, Go for it.'

I've got a stereo system in my car. My wife in the front and her mother in the back.


Answers: An Irishman is taking his driving test. The instructor asks him what a yellow line means. 'It means you can't park there at all.' says the Irishman. 'very good, and what does a Double yellow line mean.? asks the instructor. The Irishman says, 'It means you can't park there at all......at all.'

Harry dies with his boots on. Sadly one was on the accelerator at the time.

How come so many cars are named after pornographic magazines? There's the Escort, the Fiesta, the Mini Mayfair and of course the Fiat Big Jugs Monthly Popular Plus.

I found a way to make my wife drive more carefully. I told her, if she ever got in an accident, the newspapers would print her real age.

I was getting into my car and this man says to me, 'Can you give me a lift?. I said, 'Sure, You look great, The world is your oyster, Go for it.'

I've got a stereo system in my car. My wife in the front and her mother in the back.

a return gift............
a lazy man came first in a slow driving race.....
he was asked that whether he knew that it was a slow driving race?
he replied: yes, i knew it was slow one, but by mistake, I pressed accelerator instead of break. Then waited lazily to lift it and so I came earliest.

The last one did it!

nice *lol*

ha ha ha ha

ha ha ha funny



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