Does any1 else find this story hilarious?!
Question: One foggy night, a Yankees fan was heading north from New York and a Red
Sox fan was driving south from Boston . While crossing a narrow bridge,
they hit each other head on, mangling both cars.
The Red Sox fan manages to climb out of his car and survey the damage.
He looks at his twisted car and says, "Man, I'm lucky to be alive!"
Likewise, the Yankees fan gets out of his car uninjured, he too feeling fortunate
to have survived. The Yankees fan walks over to the Red Sox fan and says,
"Hey, man, I think this is a sign that we should put away our petty
differences and live as friends instead of being rivals."
The Red Sox Fan thinks for a moment and says, "You know, you're
absolutely right! W! e shoul d be friends. In fact, I'm going to see if something else
survived the wreck." The Red So x fan then pops open his trunk and
removes a full, undamaged bottle of Jack Daniel's. He says to the Yankee fan , "I
think this is another sign we should toast to our newfound friendship."
The Yankees fan agrees and grabs the bottle. After sucking down half of
the bottle, he hands it back to the Red Sox fan and says, "Your turn."
The Red Sox fan calmly twists the cap back on the bottle, throws the
rest of the bottle over the bridge into the river and says, "Nah, I think
I'll just wait for the cops to show up
Answers: One foggy night, a Yankees fan was heading north from New York and a Red
Sox fan was driving south from Boston . While crossing a narrow bridge,
they hit each other head on, mangling both cars.
The Red Sox fan manages to climb out of his car and survey the damage.
He looks at his twisted car and says, "Man, I'm lucky to be alive!"
Likewise, the Yankees fan gets out of his car uninjured, he too feeling fortunate
to have survived. The Yankees fan walks over to the Red Sox fan and says,
"Hey, man, I think this is a sign that we should put away our petty
differences and live as friends instead of being rivals."
The Red Sox Fan thinks for a moment and says, "You know, you're
absolutely right! W! e shoul d be friends. In fact, I'm going to see if something else
survived the wreck." The Red So x fan then pops open his trunk and
removes a full, undamaged bottle of Jack Daniel's. He says to the Yankee fan , "I
think this is another sign we should toast to our newfound friendship."
The Yankees fan agrees and grabs the bottle. After sucking down half of
the bottle, he hands it back to the Red Sox fan and says, "Your turn."
The Red Sox fan calmly twists the cap back on the bottle, throws the
rest of the bottle over the bridge into the river and says, "Nah, I think
I'll just wait for the cops to show up
that is awesome!!!
my english tracher is a huge red sox fan and a yankee hater, so i think i will send it to him.
p.s. you get a star!
ROFLMAO
OH! LOL I get it now!
Can't wait to show this to a Boston friend!
Oh, that is funny!!!
he he...das cool..
Haha, that's wonderful. xD
So this joke does come in a 3rd version. 1st version was between a lady and a man, 2nd was between and old geezer and a young chap. Gd to know ehh!
when i was reading it i was just okay....okay....okay....then in the last second i gasped...wow that was so funny and unexpected!
very funny, I almost peed my pants!!!!!
Would you read this?
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