TELL ME THE BEST JOKE YoU EVER HEARD!!?!
Question: If you can't remember just tell me a really funny joke,10 points to best answer in next 10-20 mins.
Answers: If you can't remember just tell me a really funny joke,10 points to best answer in next 10-20 mins.
A husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this very tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you."
"Yes, she says, "I remember it well."
"OK," he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?"
"Oh Charlie, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!"
A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence.
The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers.
As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in. Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground .
The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn't know.
After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on.
The Policeman, thinks I've got to ask them what their secret is. So, as the couple passes, he says to them, "Excuse me, but that was something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?"
Shaking the old man is barely able to reply, "Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence..."
I have a few.
1. What did Helen Keller do when she fell into a well. answer- she screamed her hands off. ( meaning she signed her hands since she cant hear)
2. A proud father looked at his 6 children one day and was so proud that he looked at his wife and said " Honey I will call you Mother of 6, since you helped make these beautiful children of ours". The mother reluctantly agrees. So one day while they are all at a party the father decides to asks his wife when she's ready to leave. So the father yelled " are you ready to leave soon mother of 6?". The mother fed up replied
" Yes father of 4!!!"
haha hope i made you laugh
Here′s my favorite:
Once there was a turtle that would climb up a tree, throw himself down and then climb up again.
After a few falls 2 birds appear on the branch nearby and one says to the other " Souldn′t we tell him he′s adopted?"
LOL!
What do hookers and bungee jumping have in common?
If the rubber breaks Your Screwed!
The President''s Puzzle
Dick Cheney walks into the Oval Office and sees The President whooping and hollering.
"What's the matter, Mr. President?" The Vice President inquired.
"Nothing at all, boss. I just done finished a jigsaw puzzle in record time!" The President beamed.
"How long did it take you?"
"Well, the box said '3 to 5 Years' but I did it in a month!"