Confessing their sins xxx funny or not xxx?!
Question: Four priests board a train for a long journey to a church council conference. Shortly into the trip, one priest says "Well, we've all worked together for many years, but don't really know one another. I suggest we tell each other one of our sins."
They look nervously at each other but nod OK. The first priest says "Since I suggested it, I'll go first. With me it's the drink. Once a year I take off my collar and go out of town to a pub and drink myself blind for a few days. Get it out of my system."
They all look each other again nervously, but the next priest slowly starts "Wellll......with me, it's gambling. Periodically, I nick the money out of the poor box and go to the races. Spend it all! I get it out of my system."
The third, who is really nervous now reluctantly says "This is very difficult. My sin is worse. I take off my collar and go into the red light district, pick out a lass, and spend a week in the saddle. I REEEEAAALY get it out of my system."
They all look at the fourth priest waiting. He doesn't say anything. Then one of the four speaks up "Come now, we've all told our innermost faults. It's your turn." He looks at the others and starts hesitantly "Welllllll..... I'm an inveterate gossip, and I can't wait to get off this train!"
Answers: Four priests board a train for a long journey to a church council conference. Shortly into the trip, one priest says "Well, we've all worked together for many years, but don't really know one another. I suggest we tell each other one of our sins."
They look nervously at each other but nod OK. The first priest says "Since I suggested it, I'll go first. With me it's the drink. Once a year I take off my collar and go out of town to a pub and drink myself blind for a few days. Get it out of my system."
They all look each other again nervously, but the next priest slowly starts "Wellll......with me, it's gambling. Periodically, I nick the money out of the poor box and go to the races. Spend it all! I get it out of my system."
The third, who is really nervous now reluctantly says "This is very difficult. My sin is worse. I take off my collar and go into the red light district, pick out a lass, and spend a week in the saddle. I REEEEAAALY get it out of my system."
They all look at the fourth priest waiting. He doesn't say anything. Then one of the four speaks up "Come now, we've all told our innermost faults. It's your turn." He looks at the others and starts hesitantly "Welllllll..... I'm an inveterate gossip, and I can't wait to get off this train!"
Well I never expected that, and I must say I know what mayhem gossips can cause, so ha ha ha , You really made me lmao, big time!
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Thought it was gonna be a gay joke - great story til the punchline!
Very good. Reminds me of the priest and rabbi who were talking confession.
The Priest says.
"Come on now Rabbi, tell me. You Jews are not allowed to eat pork are you?"
"No," Says the Rabbi, "It's expressly forbidden in the Talmud. "Yes, I know." Persists the Priest, "But come on. You can tell me. I bet you've tried it, haven't you."
The Rabbi looks around nervously to make sure no-one is listening and confesses, "Yes, you're right. I have tried it and it's very nice. But tell me. You priests. You're not allowed sex are you?"
"Oh no." Confirms the Priest, "Not at all. The Pope wouldn't like it you see."
"Yes I know," Says the Rabbi, "But I bet you've tried it haven't you. Come on you can tell me."
Now it's the Priest's turn to look around nervously. "You're right." He finally agrees, "I have tried it and, do you know what?"
"What?" Asks the Rabbi intently.
Says the Priest "It's better than pork!"
hahaha funny lol
hehehe, bet he called the newspapers too
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call the world service, newsflash, pmsl
starred
you are on a roll have a star
very good lol
good one girl xxx lol xx