Dont be offended - JOKES 5?!


Question: Mrs Smith goes to the funeral parlour to see her recently departed husbands body before the undertaker seals the coffin. "Before I take you in" says the undertaker "Are you
aware of the circumstances that led to your husbands death"

"Yes" she replies "He was sha**ing his secretary on his office desk when he had a heart attack".

"That is correct" says the undertaker "But what you may not be aware of is that when he died his erection never subsided and therefore we wouldn't be able to fix the coffin lid in place. To get around this we have cut his penis off and for discretion we have inserted it up his rectum.

Mrs Smith goes over to the coffin and as she looks in at her husbands body a tear drop falls from his eye. "Yes you bastard" she said "Now you know how it f**king hurts".


Answers: Mrs Smith goes to the funeral parlour to see her recently departed husbands body before the undertaker seals the coffin. "Before I take you in" says the undertaker "Are you
aware of the circumstances that led to your husbands death"

"Yes" she replies "He was sha**ing his secretary on his office desk when he had a heart attack".

"That is correct" says the undertaker "But what you may not be aware of is that when he died his erection never subsided and therefore we wouldn't be able to fix the coffin lid in place. To get around this we have cut his penis off and for discretion we have inserted it up his rectum.

Mrs Smith goes over to the coffin and as she looks in at her husbands body a tear drop falls from his eye. "Yes you bastard" she said "Now you know how it f**king hurts".

ha ha ha funny

Sorry, predictable and really not funny.

thats a really stupid joke. i hope you have better stuff than that.

good one..i was guessing ahead that his secretary turned out to be a guy and he was actually gay anyway. but this works better lol

Thats crap. I like the one that someones wrote in your answers though

very good



The answer content post by the user, if contains the copyright content please contact us, we will immediately remove it.
Copyright © 2007 enter-qa.com -   Contact us

Entertainment Categories