Dead but wont lie down???!
Question: A guy dies whilst making love to his wife. A few days later the undertaker calls her and says, "Your husband still has a hard-on, what shall I do with it?" The wife replies, "Cut it off and shove it up his ar*e!" The undertaker does as he is told. On the day of the funeral the wife visits her husband for the last time and sees a tear rolling down his face, so she whispers in his ear, "It f*ucking hurts doesn't it!"
Answers: A guy dies whilst making love to his wife. A few days later the undertaker calls her and says, "Your husband still has a hard-on, what shall I do with it?" The wife replies, "Cut it off and shove it up his ar*e!" The undertaker does as he is told. On the day of the funeral the wife visits her husband for the last time and sees a tear rolling down his face, so she whispers in his ear, "It f*ucking hurts doesn't it!"
lmao! loves it.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
i dont get it LOL
ar*e?????
lmao
That's great! Ha Ha
lol....really funny
good,but i liked the other one better,what happened to it?
You're sooooo cruel.
bum deal lol