A Wino wakes up to find $2.00 in his begging cup.?!


Question: So he goes to the liquor store and buys a bottle of cheap wine. Drinks it and falls asleep. A drunk comes buy and rolls the wino over and takes advantage of him. The drunk feels guilty and puts $3.00 in the cup. When the wino finds the money, he goes and buys another bottle of the cheap wine. Drinks it and passes out. The drunk comes by again and rolls him over and takes advantage of him again, but this time, feeling really sorry for the wino and feeling guilty, leaves $10.00 in the cup. The wino goes back to the liquor store. Shows the $10.00 to the owner, who asks if he'd like another bottle of the cheap wine. "He!! no," said the wino. "Give me a bottle of the best I can buy with $10.00, that cheap stuff makes my *** sore."


Answers: So he goes to the liquor store and buys a bottle of cheap wine. Drinks it and falls asleep. A drunk comes buy and rolls the wino over and takes advantage of him. The drunk feels guilty and puts $3.00 in the cup. When the wino finds the money, he goes and buys another bottle of the cheap wine. Drinks it and passes out. The drunk comes by again and rolls him over and takes advantage of him again, but this time, feeling really sorry for the wino and feeling guilty, leaves $10.00 in the cup. The wino goes back to the liquor store. Shows the $10.00 to the owner, who asks if he'd like another bottle of the cheap wine. "He!! no," said the wino. "Give me a bottle of the best I can buy with $10.00, that cheap stuff makes my *** sore."

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! sOO FUNNY!

funny. should be lesson for many people

Oh my stars you went there. I had to read that like 3 times to really get the read-between the lines punch.

eeeeeewwwwww.

so what is the difference between a wino and a drunk??

r d r r

hmmmmmmmm



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