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Question: George Phillips of Meridian Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told him that he’d left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.
He phoned the police, who asked “Is someone in your house?” and he said no. Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available. George said “Okay,” hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.
“Hello. I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don’t have to worry about them now because I’ve just shot all the sons of bitches !” Then he hung up.
Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips residence. Of course, the police caught the burglars red-handed.
One of the policemen said to George: “I thought you said that you’d shot them!”
George said, “I thought you said there was nobody available!”
Answers: George Phillips of Meridian Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told him that he’d left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.
He phoned the police, who asked “Is someone in your house?” and he said no. Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available. George said “Okay,” hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.
“Hello. I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don’t have to worry about them now because I’ve just shot all the sons of bitches !” Then he hung up.
Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips residence. Of course, the police caught the burglars red-handed.
One of the policemen said to George: “I thought you said that you’d shot them!”
George said, “I thought you said there was nobody available!”
hahaha funny lol
Yes it's funny - but it's not funny when you realise that it could so easily be true!
hahahahahaha
hahaha! that is funny..amusing!
wow, very clever of him!
And this is the funniest joke i read today!
thanks for that. and take a star.
We do what we have to, to get the results we want! lol
best of the lot
starred
Ha ha ha.!!!
One way of getting then off there Ars**.!!!
Excellent so 10/10.!!!
Cheers for a laugh.!!!
lol
hehehe, they were probably at the donut shop, pmsl hun
have a star
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funny yes lol yes xxx
very good i liked that one
have a star
best joke of the lot.real nice 100 ha's would not suffice
Excellent joke
lol,lol,lol.10/10.brilliant.
so that's how you get the police out to sort out problems,lol.
thanks for sharing.