Job Definitions xxx funny or true xxx?!
Question: Good Communication Skills - Spends lots of time on phone
Average Employee - Not too bright
Exceptionally Well Qualified - Made no major blunders yet
Work Is First Priority - Too ugly to get a date
Active Socially - Drinks a lot
Family Is Active Socially - Spouse drinks, too
Independent Worker - Nobody knows what he/she does
Quick Thinking - Offers plausible excuses
Careful Thinker - Won't make a decision
Aggressive - Obnoxious
Uses Logic On Difficult Jobs - Gets someone else to do it
Expresses Themselves Well - Speaks English
Meticulous Attention To Detail - A nit picker
Has Leadership Qualities - Is tall or has a loud voice
Exceptionally Good Judgment - Lucky
Keen Sense Of Humor - Knows a lot of dirty jokes
Career Minded - Back Stabber
Loyal - Can't get a job anywhere else
Answers: Good Communication Skills - Spends lots of time on phone
Average Employee - Not too bright
Exceptionally Well Qualified - Made no major blunders yet
Work Is First Priority - Too ugly to get a date
Active Socially - Drinks a lot
Family Is Active Socially - Spouse drinks, too
Independent Worker - Nobody knows what he/she does
Quick Thinking - Offers plausible excuses
Careful Thinker - Won't make a decision
Aggressive - Obnoxious
Uses Logic On Difficult Jobs - Gets someone else to do it
Expresses Themselves Well - Speaks English
Meticulous Attention To Detail - A nit picker
Has Leadership Qualities - Is tall or has a loud voice
Exceptionally Good Judgment - Lucky
Keen Sense Of Humor - Knows a lot of dirty jokes
Career Minded - Back Stabber
Loyal - Can't get a job anywhere else
true and an outstanding list
starred
TRUE
You got more than a smile from me ther gal! some of this is so so so very true. I have freaky friends who actually use such chop logic.
* for you
awesomely true!
hahahaha
Yeah! Know a few like that.
Wow...this is so true!!!
I found at least half of those apply to me, cr@p, am I that bad!
Another star for you Lady
I've worked with all of those people.
very true...* for you
hahaha, very funny AND very true!
Very True lol
So very true!
Ha ha ha.!!!
Excellent ones again Sparkles.!!!
10/10.!!!
Top form.!!!
Cheers from South Africa for making us laugh.!!!
trueeeeeee.
lol
now you got me lol xxxxx
Those are great and so true.
true lol 10/10 x
hehehe, loved it hun, that was great, pmsl
have a star
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