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Question: Doors are on a house so you don't have to go through the windows.
If you can't get the skeletons out of your closet, you'd better teach them to dance.
Stupid is just a 5 letter word.
Don't ask me to think inside my head, because I lost my inside voice.
Why did the kamikazes wear helmets?
Friends are like condoms, they protect each other when things get hard.
No one ever says "it's only a game" if their team is winning.
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
If UFO's are supposed to be so intelligent, then why have they abducted humans?
Anyone who says "As easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried it.
If voting could change anything, it would be illegal.
I try to take life one day at a time, BUT lately several days have attacked me at once!
That that is, is. That that is not, is not. That that is is not that that is not, and that that is not is not that that is.
If you got a problem, cry a river, build a bridge, and get over it.
I never repeat myself, so pay close attention to me the first time, cause I never repeat myself.
Work is blackmail for survival.
Don't look a gift horse in the mouth without first giving him a Certs.
Canaries are the best, especially with ketchup on them.
Slow and steady gets you trampled by the other guys.
When opportunity knocks, shoot first and ask questions later.
Fun flies when you're doing time.
When all else fails, use duct tape.
Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
If the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags" and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs", what does that make the Tennessee Titans?
Why do they sterilize the needle for leathal injection?
You are now entering a school free drug zone. Thank you for pot smoking.
Answers: Doors are on a house so you don't have to go through the windows.
If you can't get the skeletons out of your closet, you'd better teach them to dance.
Stupid is just a 5 letter word.
Don't ask me to think inside my head, because I lost my inside voice.
Why did the kamikazes wear helmets?
Friends are like condoms, they protect each other when things get hard.
No one ever says "it's only a game" if their team is winning.
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
If UFO's are supposed to be so intelligent, then why have they abducted humans?
Anyone who says "As easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried it.
If voting could change anything, it would be illegal.
I try to take life one day at a time, BUT lately several days have attacked me at once!
That that is, is. That that is not, is not. That that is is not that that is not, and that that is not is not that that is.
If you got a problem, cry a river, build a bridge, and get over it.
I never repeat myself, so pay close attention to me the first time, cause I never repeat myself.
Work is blackmail for survival.
Don't look a gift horse in the mouth without first giving him a Certs.
Canaries are the best, especially with ketchup on them.
Slow and steady gets you trampled by the other guys.
When opportunity knocks, shoot first and ask questions later.
Fun flies when you're doing time.
When all else fails, use duct tape.
Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
If the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags" and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs", what does that make the Tennessee Titans?
Why do they sterilize the needle for leathal injection?
You are now entering a school free drug zone. Thank you for pot smoking.
very good have a star
hahahaha
I prefer ranch over ketchup, but that's just me.
Ha Ha? Sorry, but that didn't lit up my life. Anyway if they lose, they want to cheer themselves up that's why they say its only a game. Aliens not UFOs and they only abducted human beings to study them as they evolved. At least they're smarter than us, being able to travel through space in very futuristic spacecrafts. And I don't get the dancing skeletons joke. I thought we're smart so we invented doors, even if we didn't we haven't even invented windows yet.
Mostly not heard before, star for that lady!
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Some Funny, Some Confusing, Some Bad
hahaha True
an xcellent list, lurve the last one
starred
Ha ha ha.!!!
Brilliant ones again Sparkles.!!!
10/10.!!!
Cheers.!!!
wow a few i have not got there babes can i borrow them xxxx lol xxx
Nice one lol
hehehe, you are deffinitly on form today hun, pmsl
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