Yo Momma's so fat she......?!


Question: took a spoon to the Superbowl

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Answers: took a spoon to the Superbowl

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Yo momma's so fat she bit into a school bus and said where's the cream filling
Yo momma's so fat that when she was kidnapped her face covered every side of the milk carton
Yo momma's so fat when she walks her butt claps
Yo momma's so damn fat the Police where going to use her as an emergency air mattress when Michael Jackson started dangling his baby
Yo momma's so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck
Yo momma's so fat when I watch tv and she walks in front of it I miss 3 episodes of my show
Yo momma's so fat her legs are like spoiled milk: white and chunky
Yo momma's so fat when you went to the beach a blue whale wanted her children
Yo momma's so fat a picture of her fell off the wall
Yo momma's so fat after she got off the carousel the horse limped for a week
Yo momma's so fat all of her clothes have to be custom made by a contractor
Yo mamma′s so fat Dora couldn′t explore her.
Yo momma's so fat as a kid she couldn't play Hidenseek just seek
Yo momma's so fat at the zoo the elephants started throwing her peanuts
Yo momma's so fat by the time she sets her clock its an hour off
Yo momma's so fat that Goodyear come to her to restock on tires
Yo momma's so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction
Yo momma's so fat even her clothes have stretch marks
Yo momma's so fat even her shadow has stretch marks
Yo momma's so fat even Richard Simmons laughs at her
Yo momma's so fat every time she turn around its her next birthday
Yo momma's so fat every time she wears high heels she strikes oil
Yo momma's so fat Fat Albert gave her the rights to say Hey hey hey
Yo momma's so fat folk exercise by jogging around her
Yo momma's so fat God created her and on the seventh day he rested


In the end,
I got notin bad to say about yo momma, heck her face says it all

she sat next to evryone in skoool.

She broke her leg and gravy came out.
When she wears high heals she strikes oil.
When she wears a raincoat she looks like a school bus.
She is on BOTH sides of the family.
Her blood type is Ragu.
She has more chins than a Chinese phone book.

One I made up:
...Halloween she had to walk home because she couldnt fit in the car.
you guys answering have to start with: your mamas so fat on... dont we?

she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease and the doctor said not to worry.

Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says, "To be continued."

Yo momma is so fat her waist size is equator!

when she walks down stares the earth shimmers

your father is so stupid that he cant spell cat

she stood on a scale and it read to be continued.

Yo momma teeth so yellow I can't believe it's not butter!

Yo momma so dumb and fat that when she saw a yellow bus full of white kids she said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!!"


Yo momma teeth so yellow when she went outside the sun said,"Is it me or is it hot in here?"


You know what's funnier than all of these? yo momma!!!!!



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