Explain the kids - funny or not?!
Question: There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the lights.
Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. One night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down ... and saw her husband was holding abattery -operated pleasure device... a vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a "real one"
She went completely ballistic. "You impotent b@stard," she screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!" The husband looked her straight in the eyes and said calmly: "I'll explain the toy... you explain the kids.
Answers: There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the lights.
Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. One night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down ... and saw her husband was holding abattery -operated pleasure device... a vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a "real one"
She went completely ballistic. "You impotent b@stard," she screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!" The husband looked her straight in the eyes and said calmly: "I'll explain the toy... you explain the kids.
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I'm tellin' . . .
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Raindrop, you've done it again. Where do you get all those jokes? Very funny, thanks.
like it good
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HAHAHAHA. GOOD ONE!!
hahahahaha lol
ya iv heard this ages ago on a text. but it is funny!!
ROFLMFAO...............STAR......10/10
lol funny as ever, take off my hat and glasses lol,
another one not up to the job, pmsl
starred
lol,lol,lol.10/10.brilliant,hilarious,ve... funny.
exactly woman....how can he father children with a vibrator?.
so they never shower or bathed together,never a 69 or a bj...................strange couple.lol.
thanks for the laugh.