Show your passport - funny or not?!
Question: The old American absentmindedly arrived at French customs at Paris airport and fumbled for his passport.
"You have been to France before Monsieur?", the customs officer asked sarcastically.
The ancient Yank admitted that he had been to France before.
"Then you should know enough to have your passport ready for inspection", snapped the irate official.
The Old Guy said that the last time he came to France he did not have to show his passport.
"Impossible, old man. You Americans always have to show your passports on arrival in France."
The old American gave the Frenchman a long hard look. "I assure you, young man, that when I came ashore on Omaha Beach in Normandy on D-Day in 1944, there was no damned Frenchman on the beach asking for passports.
Answers: The old American absentmindedly arrived at French customs at Paris airport and fumbled for his passport.
"You have been to France before Monsieur?", the customs officer asked sarcastically.
The ancient Yank admitted that he had been to France before.
"Then you should know enough to have your passport ready for inspection", snapped the irate official.
The Old Guy said that the last time he came to France he did not have to show his passport.
"Impossible, old man. You Americans always have to show your passports on arrival in France."
The old American gave the Frenchman a long hard look. "I assure you, young man, that when I came ashore on Omaha Beach in Normandy on D-Day in 1944, there was no damned Frenchman on the beach asking for passports.
Nice one thanks lol
ha!
ok ..not
I don't know if jokes about the war are funny, but it is true what is said in the joke.
not even a little
I'm gonna go with no.
hmmmmm
it was a nice history lesson thanx.
PS- not funny
Lol good for him. hahahahaha
ha ha ha funny
hahaha very very funny lol
A good one lol
ouch!
lol, what a comeback!
nice one, worth a star
lol funny as ever, take off my hat and glasses lol,
you on a roll tonight hun, pmsl
starred