Pulling out teeth - funny or not?!


Question: One day a man walks into a dentist's office and asks how much it will cost to extract wisdom teeth.

"Eighty dollars," the dentist says.

"That's a ridiculous amount," the man says. "Isn't there a cheaper way?"

"Well," the dentist says, "if you don't use an anaesthetic, I can knock it down to $60."

"That's still too expensive," the man says.

"Okay," says the dentist. "If I save on anesthesia and simply rip the teeth out with a pair of pliers, I could get away with charging $20."

"Nope," moans the man, "it's still too much."

"Hmm," says the dentist, scratching his head. "If I let one of my students do it for the experience, I suppose I could charge you just $10."

"Marvelous," says the man, "book my wife for next Tuesday!"


Answers: One day a man walks into a dentist's office and asks how much it will cost to extract wisdom teeth.

"Eighty dollars," the dentist says.

"That's a ridiculous amount," the man says. "Isn't there a cheaper way?"

"Well," the dentist says, "if you don't use an anaesthetic, I can knock it down to $60."

"That's still too expensive," the man says.

"Okay," says the dentist. "If I save on anesthesia and simply rip the teeth out with a pair of pliers, I could get away with charging $20."

"Nope," moans the man, "it's still too much."

"Hmm," says the dentist, scratching his head. "If I let one of my students do it for the experience, I suppose I could charge you just $10."

"Marvelous," says the man, "book my wife for next Tuesday!"

hahaha funny lol

Good one lol

lol very good

lol forget that I'd need all the drugs I could get my hands on if they were going to pull my teeth and if the guy was my husband I would knock his teeth out for free for being so cheap !!!!

WOW that poor lady >.> ehehehhehe
-Ryko

like it

lol,lol,lol.10/10 brill.
thnx for the laugh and for sharing.

lol brilliant

Can I go to the same dentist, for my wife?. lol
I needed that.

Thats funny

Typical

it got me laughin

ha ha ha funny

Nice one thanks lol

Thats funny!!

lol funny as ever, thanx

ouch, must remember to try haggling with our dentist the next time the missus goes, pmsl
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