One liner fruit jokes - funny or not?!
Question: Q) Why aren't bananas ever lonely?
A) Because they come in bunches!
Q) What do you get when you cross a potato with an onion?
A) A potato with watery eyes!
Q) What do you get when you cross a tree with a genius?
A) Albert Pinestein!
Q) Why did the corn stalk get mad at the farmer?
A) He kept pulling its ears!
Q) How does a ghost eat an apple?
A) By goblin it!
Q) What do two bananas do when they meet each other?
A) A banana shake!
Q) What is King Kong's favorite food?
A) Ape-ricots!
Q) When is an apple a grouch?
A) When it's a crab apple!
Q) What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
A) A neck-tarine!
Q) What do you call an apple that plays the trumpet?
A) A tooty fruity!
Q) What room can be eaten?
A) A mushroom!
Q) What kind of shoes are made from banana peels?
A) Slippers!
Answers: Q) Why aren't bananas ever lonely?
A) Because they come in bunches!
Q) What do you get when you cross a potato with an onion?
A) A potato with watery eyes!
Q) What do you get when you cross a tree with a genius?
A) Albert Pinestein!
Q) Why did the corn stalk get mad at the farmer?
A) He kept pulling its ears!
Q) How does a ghost eat an apple?
A) By goblin it!
Q) What do two bananas do when they meet each other?
A) A banana shake!
Q) What is King Kong's favorite food?
A) Ape-ricots!
Q) When is an apple a grouch?
A) When it's a crab apple!
Q) What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
A) A neck-tarine!
Q) What do you call an apple that plays the trumpet?
A) A tooty fruity!
Q) What room can be eaten?
A) A mushroom!
Q) What kind of shoes are made from banana peels?
A) Slippers!
good one hun, pmsl
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He he he! Amazing! I love jokes like these!!
CONGRADULATIONS !!! (clapping noise) ?_?
HAHAHAH no im just joking, i always joke like that wid my friends. Oh errm wot are we supposed to answer? lol, i think they are more kiddy jokes because to adults they might not b that funni, to me i dont get the middle one but errm cool selection :D lol hehe :D:D::D:D:D:D:D (smiley face)
WEll actually the one liner fruit jokes arnt funni to me lol
very good lol
Funny...ish
go to your room ! :)
haha not bad
ha ha ha funny
ok
LOL!
Great job Raindrops! Keep'em coming!
lol funny as ever, thanx