Why you love Cats?!
Question: I've never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they're home they like to be left along and sleep. In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat.
Cats took many thousands of years to domesticate humans.
I love cats - they taste just like chicken
I love my cat - My cat does not care
Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this
What do you get if you cross a cat with a gorilla? An animal that puts you out at night
What's the difference between cats and dogs? Dogs have owners, cats have staff
I had to go round next door and look after my neighbour's cat while he was away. Now there's a great pile of cr*p and puddle of pee on his kitchen floor. Hopefully, he'll think the cat did it
Yesterday I saw a man trying to chat up a cheetah. 'Hello,' I thought. 'He's trying to pull a fast one'
Answers: I've never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they're home they like to be left along and sleep. In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat.
Cats took many thousands of years to domesticate humans.
I love cats - they taste just like chicken
I love my cat - My cat does not care
Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this
What do you get if you cross a cat with a gorilla? An animal that puts you out at night
What's the difference between cats and dogs? Dogs have owners, cats have staff
I had to go round next door and look after my neighbour's cat while he was away. Now there's a great pile of cr*p and puddle of pee on his kitchen floor. Hopefully, he'll think the cat did it
Yesterday I saw a man trying to chat up a cheetah. 'Hello,' I thought. 'He's trying to pull a fast one'
Love both cats and dogs
hahahahaha
once you get them fixed, they stay loyal to you, unlike the male counterparts
Cats are so cute!!
Funny...and a good point!
your a true comedian, this comedy sketch is great, bravo.
Hilarious! :)
lmfao :)
Funny and I hate them so much!!!
Haha ,you are funny!!! Another man trying to think with their one brain.
hahaha!! i love my puddy tats!
A woman would love a cat any day as the cat loves fish best.
Hence, the smell of salt fish in general that a woman smells off , is inter related to her falling in love with a cat.
They both have common taste I guess.She smells of fish and so does the cat.
Both have same smell as well and men go for that too.
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I used to be on the staff
because they are loving. cuddly creatures well some anways.
but yes they are independant and i think that what women like most. but then again if someone figures out women there would be no questions.
Sneaky.......don't care for them. Love kittens though.
To quote Weezy from Dragon Tales:
"Luuuuvvvv it!"
catty .lol
hello...i am a girl and i completely hate cats!!i am allergic to the...they r soo unfaithful and trust all my frndz also say d same...we all luv dogs...cats r not loyal at all whereas dogs r the best!!