Celebrity and celebrities?!
Question: A celebrity is somebody who spends the first half of their lives trying to become famous, and the second wearing dark glasses so no one will recognise them.
In a recent survey 10,000 American men said they'd never make love to Madonna - again
Joan Collins had to go to hospital today to attend the birth of her next husband
They broke the mould when they make Michael Jackson - each time apparently
They're giving Justin Timberlake a lifetime achievement award. If they give it to him now they're hoping he might retire early
What goes 10 9 8 7 6 5 4........Bo Derek getting older
Why did Mark Chapman shoot John Lennon? Yoko ducked
Why do Mike Tyson's eyes water during sex? - Mace
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? From a catalogue.
What do you get when you cross Oprah with a gorilla? We don't know, there's only so much you can make a gorilla do
Answers: A celebrity is somebody who spends the first half of their lives trying to become famous, and the second wearing dark glasses so no one will recognise them.
In a recent survey 10,000 American men said they'd never make love to Madonna - again
Joan Collins had to go to hospital today to attend the birth of her next husband
They broke the mould when they make Michael Jackson - each time apparently
They're giving Justin Timberlake a lifetime achievement award. If they give it to him now they're hoping he might retire early
What goes 10 9 8 7 6 5 4........Bo Derek getting older
Why did Mark Chapman shoot John Lennon? Yoko ducked
Why do Mike Tyson's eyes water during sex? - Mace
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? From a catalogue.
What do you get when you cross Oprah with a gorilla? We don't know, there's only so much you can make a gorilla do
nice 1's brian well worthy of a star
Interesting..................
Made me smile....you can have a star *
lol
hahaha
An ugly gorilla.
some of those are funny and some of those are kinda mean
LOL. Interesting.